Apr 02

OH yes! Finally my prayers have been answered!

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I’m not looking for more than a typical cover. Boy, wearing an anorak and holding some sort of gold phallus meets girl, naked and curled up in a glowing ball of energy.

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of artI would touch it without protective glovesI have seen worse. Far, far worseInteresting, but I would still read it in publicMiddling: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lamé picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show, Sir.... Good Show! (Average: 7.00 out of 10)

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9 Responses to “Lifehouse Tril”

  1. CSA Says:

    I’m sure it makes perfect sense in the context of the book….

    I really want to read the paragraph(s) in the book that describe that scene… seriously, wtf is going on?

    I hope the character says “Jackpot! I knew there was some reason i was carrying this golden phallus around.”

  2. SI Says:

    Yea excellent point! Maybe someone actuallyneeds to buy this one :D

    Let me guess… I haven’t looked at what that book is about at all. But I am guess the synopsis will be, the world is dying and there is some ancient prophecy about one who can help the world get back on its legs. And she will appear in something that can only be freed with an ancient artifact.

    Hows that sound? hehe

  3. RML Says:

    He’s certainly been careful to draw that right ankle in the correct place.

  4. SI Says:

    Very true! And I actually read what the book was about… and to be fair it wasn’t exactly what I was thinking.. but could possibly be worse ;-)

  5. A.R.Yngve Says:


  6. Tom Noir Says:

    I’d pop her bubble, if you know what I mean.

    What? So I could rescue her! What did YOU think I meant?!?

  7. Arch9enius Says:

    But then she’d be cold. Right Sir Galahad you are

  8. Severian 67 Says:

    Well, clearly he would then be gallant and offer her his parka. And freeze to death himself.

  9. Rev Says:

    I’d nominate Spider Robinson …as the new Robert Heinlein. All in favour?
    Motion carried. Robert, you’ve got 10 minutes to pack your stuff and get out.

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