May 13
Click for full imageSometimes I stop and ponder, “what if man evolved from cats?”. Like that guy from that sci-fi show but much more furry! We could have them just standing around hugging, scratching and talking with a space ship in the background and a robed alien stepping down. And you just know that they are thinking, “What did this guy evolve from, San Francisco?” hahahaha.
(Rating: 7.86 out of 10)
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May 13th, 2009 at 8:52 am
… that just looks bad… those cat guys, well, dont really look like cats, the chin is so weird looking and all the pastel colours.
Also the ship is really tiny, yet by the looks of things theres a cornfield inside it… nice …
although to be honest it might not even be a ship. It could just be an extension to the huge lapels for the gay alien’s shirt.
May 13th, 2009 at 9:10 am
It’s in the shape of a fish! Genius!
May 13th, 2009 at 10:35 am
Looking at her website I might have to look out for a few other of her books!
And yes… the fact it is shaped like a fish does make sense. Cat people at war with the fish people? Fabulous!
May 13th, 2009 at 11:59 am
Well i guess that all makes sense now, the people who evolved from fish have fish shaped space ships.
Just like how humans ships are all penis shaped
May 13th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
All those millenia of fish oppression. The cats have got it coming!
So, if this book was a movie would it be in the catsploitation genre? Or entirely fishctional?
argh
May 13th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
My eyes….my beautiful eyes…..you burned them!!!!!
May 13th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
purrfect,
this thread has become a catastrophe
May 13th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
It’s those danged sweetbillyp twits, gradually decimating my resistance to punnery and wordplay until I myself become but a shell of a crust of a puppet to the Dark Arts themselves.
May 14th, 2009 at 9:49 am
Your words are making me vomit….
And from that comes this:
What kind of cat will keep your grass short? A Lawn Meower
AH hahahahahaha….
I’ll get my coat…..
May 14th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Not if I burn it first mate!
/throws petrol, lights match
May 14th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
His coat is magjickc, with level 4 resist flames and level 2 resist petrol….
unless you’re claiming you have level 5 fire and level 3 petrol spells, which i doubt.
May 14th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Yea… and I thought he was playing a dwarf anyway… dwarfs cant do magic….. in my world….
May 28th, 2010 at 5:51 pm
To reply to above; this book would be catsploitation.
There’s a reason this series hasn’t been finished; bad cover-art not withstanding the author just trended into sex, sex and more sex… I think at some point the publisher actually read the latest book and put their foot down.
Thankfully.