Aug 11
Click for full imageWell I want a red headed women talking to a camp looking dragon while she shows a bit of leg. Andre.. stop laughing! It’s not like your covers are any better! Jeeeezz… Ah F it.. just put a well built guy laughing his ass off in the background. That can be you Andre…you knob.
(Rating: 6.92 out of 10)
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August 11th, 2009 at 10:32 am
So.. I am guessing the dragon has actually just asked her for some Grade A porking!
That or he is asking her if the guy is gay.. he is laughing because it might be obvious.
August 11th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
haha, nice.
Yeah i can definately see the dragon asking her something really filthy and Glen Quagmire in the background is just doing his usual “giggidy-giggidy-goo”, while hip thrusting towards the dragons face
August 19th, 2009 at 6:28 am
I thought Andre was the redhead
August 19th, 2009 at 8:36 am
So she is! For the matter I just realised Andre is a she.
School boy error!
August 19th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Andre and Mercedes are both women, actually. And that is a terrible cover.
August 20th, 2009 at 8:54 am
Yea I know that now
haha
See the link in my head was:
Andre = Andre the Giant = Male
And yes, just a awful cover. Must check out the other books in the chronicles.
August 20th, 2009 at 8:55 am
they’re both women? So we’ve established Andre is the redhead in the scene, then why did mercedes ask the artist to draw her as a man?
or is that the twist, Mercedes is actually the dragon…
and isnt is a bit cocky to write yourself into your novel?
i’m definately missing some vital clue in this mystery
(just nocited something about the Dragon, it has a really beefy right arm like Trogdor but a wee tiny left arm like Jeremy Beadle (R.I.P.) , looks weird )
July 5th, 2010 at 2:13 pm
This book series is actually very good, and the dragon is by far the most interesting character. But I have yet to see an edition of the books with cover art that does not make me want to gouge out my eyes. The characters look *nothing* like this.