Aug 10
Click for full imageAs a women I know that there are two main things we love about men. Long hair with hunky muscles being one of them, *drool*, and the ability to fire a light weight fast action submachine gun at any given point. What’s that you say – this book’s in the Fantasy genre? Oh yeah, forgot that element… uhhh ok then, lens flare the gun and put some transparent eyes in the sky. Now that’s what I call Fantasy Romance!
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August 10th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
… long hair :’(
… hunky muscles :’(
… ability to fire a smg at any given point :’(
dammit, can’t they ever write a fantasy romance about a bald, lazy, nerdy accountant? i’d SO model for that cover
August 11th, 2009 at 8:48 am
Aww don’t be so hard on yourself.
Maybe we should email Livia Dare and ask her to write/draw a more realistic book for her next endeavor.
Would you pose in a cape holding a huge D20 in your arms?
August 11th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
hmmm…. it would have to be an awesomely enormous D20.
I could pose like Atlas holding a huge D20 on my back instead on the Earth…
… were you looking to have that as the avatar of the site?
August 12th, 2009 at 9:52 am
Hahah,
Brilliant idea. Wonder how we’d make a huge d20? Cut out cardboard and painted?
June 9th, 2010 at 6:03 pm
Is that Mark Wahlberg on the cover? Looks like he’s put on his parachute pants and gone in search of the Funky Bunch.
October 26th, 2011 at 6:02 pm
Cutting edge new eyebrow-waxing technology requires a tiny man with a laser gun!
May 4th, 2013 at 12:04 pm
You forgot tribal tattoo. Hunk + tribal tattoo (usually on deltoid/trapezius) = urban fantasy. I think it’s the male equivalent of the ‘boobs-n-butt’ pose, but less contorted.
‘Can you describe the man who shot your right eye?’
‘A bit over 700 m tall, wearing what looked like a repurposed zeppelin as cargo pants. Or maybe a man-skirt, I couldn’t be sure.’