Sep 07
Click for full imageTrench coats are really in, so I want a big leather one in there on a guy who looks like he’s right out of Top Gun. Have him walking along with his dog, his shirt tucked neatly into his jeans, carrying a magic sword and the typical explosions in the background. Who’s he kissing? Uh..I guess the dog.
(Rating: 5.87 out of 10)
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September 7th, 2009 at 10:59 am
those type of covers arent as bad as the bright, dragon infested crapfests. But the cheesey poses such as the one above still make me laugh.
the background is confusing me, it looks like an explosion in background but i think its just a bright blurry thing because the artist couldnt be bothered doing a proper background. note the horses and the windmill concealed in the bright blur
September 7th, 2009 at 11:36 am
haha I didn’t see the horses. Excellent.
Why when people surivie the end of the world do they always manage to keep a friggin dog. For food?
September 7th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
I think if the apocalypse was about to happen then I would be looking for a little more then a kiss.
I have to say I kinda of prefer the dragons and stuff to these kind of covers, there’s something so achingly pretentious about them. I think its the tendancy to have the hero in black looking all rugged and slightly constipated with a sword while his dog, which no doubt belonged to his ex-wife and 2 blonde kids, stays heriocally by his side to remind him always of what he once had but are now lost to him!
I could go on but will spare you…anyway…I think the background is the 4 horseman of the aforementioned apocalypse galloping across the hills, not sure what the windmill is about. Maybe he likes baking.
September 7th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
OK! We’ll have more dragons tomorrow then
I think this is the last cheesy love esk picture I have, thankfully haha.
And yea little mi, I’d be looking for way more! A back rub… possibly some sort of gaming console to pass the time too.