Oct 30
Click for full image“There are mysteries which men can only guess at, which age by age they may solve only in part.”
Have a great halloween!
Or just an enjoyable relaxed saturday evening with a good bottle of wine.
Red wine.. of course.. mu hahahahahaaaa!
Thanks again to Chris R! I love this!
(Rating: 8.93 out of 10)
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October 30th, 2009 at 6:05 am
Oh I do have to admit I love the ole Dracula.
The guys teeth look amazingly awful.
October 30th, 2009 at 8:02 am
The teeth are awesome, but your honour, i present to you exhibit “B”… “The arm” …
October 30th, 2009 at 9:49 am
The teeth are the most hilarious given the way they stick out, but the cape made out of a black binbag is also hilarious. I imagine the covnersation to make the cover went something like:
We haven’t got a cover and the print deadline is in two hours! Quick, get Keith to shave off his handlebar moustache and make his eyebrows into pointy triangles. We’ll cut some vampire fangs and nails out of paper and wrap him in a black binbag. Hey presto, Dracula!
October 30th, 2009 at 10:15 am
He looks like someone’s just offered him Turkish Delight. Grumpy and appalled.
I agree with CSA, that’s a great manicure.
I’d better get the red wine ready.
October 30th, 2009 at 10:24 am
His coffin’s too small for him. Of course he looks grumpy.
The teeth, yes … but also: what’s in his mouth? It looks like the insole to a gym shoe.
October 30th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
It doesn’t help that he looks like Simon Pegg.
November 1st, 2009 at 5:22 am
Wasn’t he told to brush his teeth before going to bed?
Bet he wakes up with the breath of a… Oh wait, wasn’t bad breath a sign of being a vampire?
October 21st, 2010 at 3:35 pm
The font, colour choices and photo makes this look more like a noir-ish crime fiction novel.
“Vladimir P. Drakulov, Private Investigator. Creepy guy. Drinks vodka. Solves cases. Doesn’t go in a church. Sleeps in a coffin. When the cops in New York City can’t give you justice, Vlad can. No case too hard, as long as the price is right.
But Vlad has a dirty secret: he used to work as a stone-cold, blood-loving assassin in Romania. He came to with all of his worldly regrets to America, seeking penance for his past sins, trying to make things right. But when a busty blonde gives him a tricky case to solve, he soon realises the tendrils of the Russian Mafia are long, hard and insidious… can he settle the old grudges and protect his illustrious client?”
October 21st, 2010 at 8:19 pm
WWWWolf: I would seriously read that.
October 21st, 2010 at 10:38 pm
WWWWolf Says:
it’s like Harry Dresden meets Burn Notice
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:33 am
On closer inspection I think those teeth are simply ingrown. He must be in some pain as they seem to be drawing blood from his chin.
Wwwwwwwwwwwwwolf: Is it too noir that he can’t have a bat buddy called batty?
October 25th, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Why does he have a woman’s arm?
October 25th, 2010 at 9:29 pm
That arm is not attached to his body. He just didn’t make sure the coffin was empty before getting in. (Hence the aforementioned lack of room and look of discomfort.)
Either his own arm is not visible, or he is mostly armless.
December 15th, 2010 at 11:59 am
At night the vampire with the crooked teeth sits on his porch and plays Dueling Banjos with Dracula…
July 12th, 2011 at 8:19 am
He looks like he’s reading a newspaper.