Oct 20
What we shouldn’t have would be something like ships exploding covering most of the front cover as some four armed goblins fire a cannon. And some blonde women holding her gun as she surveys the scene. Then the title and authors in huge fonts! THEN quotes from reviews just in case we think it’s not busy enough! That’s what we shouldn’t have guys. Right, guys? …Right?

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(Rating: 8.31 out of 10)

October 20th, 2009 at 10:00 am
Man my camera is so bad… I love the way it focused more on the packet of Monster Munch in the background.
October 20th, 2009 at 11:57 am
It looks like you’ve eaten the Monster Munch and then proceeded to be sick onto the book cover.
haven’t had a Weber in a while, he never fails to impress.
Sucks to be John Ringo, i bet he did all the work too
October 20th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
I have no doubt that the Monster Munches were far more tasteful than this cover.
CSA’s right, this just looks like pavement pizza on a book.
So, who’s the blonde chick? And what is she doing with the demon look-a-likes?
Are they preparing the pyrotechnicks for an upcoming celebration?
Did they find out Si was getting a round in?
October 20th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Hey… What are you suggesting?
So that’s two barcardi breezers and how many pints of Tenants?
October 20th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
My eyes are bleeding. I can’t even focus on anything in this cover.
October 20th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
hehe Cara, that’s pretty much what i said about the last Weber book we had (which is better than this one i think)
http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2009/03/we-few-webber/#comments
He seems to favour the four armed dudes
October 20th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Any chance the author’s middle names are ‘Paul Georgean’?
October 21st, 2009 at 7:49 am
Si, I’m not a teenager (thank god).
Red wine, Merlot if there’s a choice. Failing that, a pint of Magners thanks.
Quite frankly, if today’s cover is going to be as bad as this one, perhaps I’ll just have to go for the hard stuff – vodka.
October 21st, 2009 at 9:44 am
Alright… I’m sure if we ever are bored enough to have an epic Good Show Sir drink-up, I’ll make sure to buy you a nice Merlot!
And I’d prepare yourself… I have a bottle of whisky by my side….
October 21st, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Ha ha, all those quotes are from booksellers’ trade publications.