Oct 06

HEY!! Those are my leggings!Click for full image

As we all know around this table.  There comes a time in every mans life when he just has to, pick up a flute and shake his ass at a redheaded troll figure. So if we have that on there with the troll pointing and shouting angrily at the dudes bottom. Is he jealous? Is he pointing out the guys ass shaking might destroy the fabric of reality? We’ll let the viewer decide.

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of artI would touch it without protective glovesI have seen worse. Far, far worseInteresting, but I would still read it in publicMiddling: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lamé picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show, Sir.... Good Show! (Average: 8.92 out of 10)

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16 Responses to “Music to my Sorrow”

  1. CSA Says:

    So shiny….

    This one actually made me laugh aloud, the dancing guy looks so camp.

    And the troll thing in the leather… just awsome

  2. SI Says:

    It is a lovely cover! So shiny….

    He really is pointing at that mans behind!

  3. Roses Says:

    I’m struggling to decide which is worse: the cover or the title.

    I’ll get back to you on that one.

  4. SI Says:

    The title does look a little clipart :)

  5. Adam Roberts Says:

    You have posted many fine covers on this site, sir, and I have enjoyed them all. But this is by far the worst book cover I have ever laid eyes upon.

  6. SI Says:

    Haha yea you are right there. It really is an awful cover. I have to say the Lackey, seems to have absolutely great covers. There’s another couple sitting around and I would say at least one of them matches this one in… epicness!

  7. towrope Says:

    Fantastic! Stumbled across this site this morning and loved every one of them, but this one! Wow! I have a chest infection which makes it hurt to laugh- as a consequence I nearly passed out with the pain.

  8. SI Says:

    Welcome to the site!

    Sorry about the chest infection though.

    This cover is definatly special. The picture itself only takes note of one side of it. In person the cover is also very shiny and sparkles. And knowing my family I’ll probably get this for Christmas haha

  9. Ron Obvious Says:

    I never knew they made a novelization of “The Safety Dance” video?

  10. CSA Says:

    Its a Tim Burton style interpretation of the video and instead of midgets, they used ginger trollmen dressed in alot of leather, or as i like to call then Glaswegians.

  11. Rusty Says:

    Hey, isn’t that Lion-O?

  12. Rich Says:

    So that’s where Jethro Tull got started…

  13. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Where a man’s a man
    and the children dance to the pipes of Pan…

  14. Stevie T Says:

    I was at a bookstore last week that had this gem on the shelves…wow. This picture just does not do the reality justice. It is soooo shiny-shiny, and the overall color is this weird orange-pink shade that you wonder where they found it on the colorwheel. Even Rumplestiltskin and the renfaire escapee are shiny. Holding it in my hands, I just couldn’t get over the sheer random awfulness of thing, nor could I bring myself to buy it…

  15. Rags Says:

    Oh oh i have seen that look before (on the troll).

    I was in my local LuLuLemon store when one lady had on the “2013 astro pant regular in brandy beige” (98$ retail) and the other tro….i mean lady had on the “2012 astro pant regular in andalusia blue” , she HOWLED in horror at her out of date fashion and a fight of epic arousal insued to which i filmed and placed on youtube…..

  16. Rev Says:

    “Hey look at me! Who am I? Hahaha toot! Toot toot!”

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