Oct 06
Click for full imageAs we all know around this table. There comes a time in every mans life when he just has to, pick up a flute and shake his ass at a redheaded troll figure. So if we have that on there with the troll pointing and shouting angrily at the dudes bottom. Is he jealous? Is he pointing out the guys ass shaking might destroy the fabric of reality? We’ll let the viewer decide.
(Average: 8.97 out of 10)
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October 6th, 2009 at 11:43 am
So shiny….
This one actually made me laugh aloud, the dancing guy looks so camp.
And the troll thing in the leather… just awsome
October 6th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
It is a lovely cover! So shiny….
He really is pointing at that mans behind!
October 6th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
I’m struggling to decide which is worse: the cover or the title.
I’ll get back to you on that one.
October 6th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
The title does look a little clipart
October 9th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
You have posted many fine covers on this site, sir, and I have enjoyed them all. But this is by far the worst book cover I have ever laid eyes upon.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:47 am
Haha yea you are right there. It really is an awful cover. I have to say the Lackey, seems to have absolutely great covers. There’s another couple sitting around and I would say at least one of them matches this one in… epicness!
December 22nd, 2009 at 5:16 am
Fantastic! Stumbled across this site this morning and loved every one of them, but this one! Wow! I have a chest infection which makes it hurt to laugh- as a consequence I nearly passed out with the pain.
December 24th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Welcome to the site!
Sorry about the chest infection though.
This cover is definatly special. The picture itself only takes note of one side of it. In person the cover is also very shiny and sparkles. And knowing my family I’ll probably get this for Christmas haha
March 9th, 2010 at 9:19 pm
I never knew they made a novelization of “The Safety Dance” video?
March 10th, 2010 at 2:04 pm
Its a Tim Burton style interpretation of the video and instead of midgets, they used ginger trollmen dressed in alot of leather, or as i like to call then Glaswegians.
April 30th, 2010 at 2:16 am
Hey, isn’t that Lion-O?
November 29th, 2010 at 8:08 pm
So that’s where Jethro Tull got started…
December 18th, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Stonehenge!
Where a man’s a man
and the children dance to the pipes of Pan…
June 28th, 2011 at 3:45 am
I was at a bookstore last week that had this gem on the shelves…wow. This picture just does not do the reality justice. It is soooo shiny-shiny, and the overall color is this weird orange-pink shade that you wonder where they found it on the colorwheel. Even Rumplestiltskin and the renfaire escapee are shiny. Holding it in my hands, I just couldn’t get over the sheer random awfulness of thing, nor could I bring myself to buy it…
February 5th, 2013 at 3:51 pm
Oh oh i have seen that look before (on the troll).
I was in my local LuLuLemon store when one lady had on the “2013 astro pant regular in brandy beige” (98$ retail) and the other tro….i mean lady had on the “2012 astro pant regular in andalusia blue” , she HOWLED in horror at her out of date fashion and a fight of epic arousal insued to which i filmed and placed on youtube…..