Oct 06
As we all know around this table. There comes a time in every mans life when he just has to, pick up a flute and shake his ass at a redheaded troll figure. So if we have that on there with the troll pointing and shouting angrily at the dudes bottom. Is he jealous? Is he pointing out the guys ass shaking might destroy the fabric of reality? We’ll let the viewer decide.

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(Rating: 9.64 out of 10)

October 6th, 2009 at 11:43 am
So shiny….
This one actually made me laugh aloud, the dancing guy looks so camp.
And the troll thing in the leather… just awsome
October 6th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
It is a lovely cover! So shiny….
He really is pointing at that mans behind!
October 6th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
I’m struggling to decide which is worse: the cover or the title.
I’ll get back to you on that one.
October 6th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
The title does look a little clipart
October 9th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
You have posted many fine covers on this site, sir, and I have enjoyed them all. But this is by far the worst book cover I have ever laid eyes upon.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:47 am
Haha yea you are right there. It really is an awful cover. I have to say the Lackey, seems to have absolutely great covers. There’s another couple sitting around and I would say at least one of them matches this one in… epicness!
December 22nd, 2009 at 5:16 am
Fantastic! Stumbled across this site this morning and loved every one of them, but this one! Wow! I have a chest infection which makes it hurt to laugh- as a consequence I nearly passed out with the pain.
December 24th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Welcome to the site!
Sorry about the chest infection though.
This cover is definatly special. The picture itself only takes note of one side of it. In person the cover is also very shiny and sparkles. And knowing my family I’ll probably get this for Christmas haha
March 9th, 2010 at 9:19 pm
I never knew they made a novelization of “The Safety Dance” video?
March 10th, 2010 at 2:04 pm
Its a Tim Burton style interpretation of the video and instead of midgets, they used ginger trollmen dressed in alot of leather, or as i like to call then Glaswegians.
April 30th, 2010 at 2:16 am
Hey, isn’t that Lion-O?