Nov 04
Click for full imageI want a man charging into battle on his horse. But instead of a horse, lets just have some five legged reptilian esk horse creature and lets not actually have a battle, he can just be charging alone through a desert Mars landscape. Make sure the guy is only wearing a loincloth. Who cares about armour as long as your family jewels are comfortable.
(Rating: 8.58 out of 10)
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November 4th, 2009 at 5:31 am
psshh… how do these hacks expect us to take them seriously. Mars’ “moons”, are irregularly shaped, nowhere nearly as round as those.
Is it even scientifically possible for both of them to be in full light?
With things like that on the cover that don’t make sense….
wait a second… is that a sword weilding naked dude riding on the back of some sort of Moon Hippo?
November 4th, 2009 at 6:30 am
I would suggest that a loin-cloth is not adequate protection for the family jewels when riding a 5 legged space hippo.
At least it would ensure the virtue of any virgins at the end of that ride. He’d be begging for bags of frozen peas.
November 4th, 2009 at 6:31 am
PS. Why are the back feet different to the front? Does it gallop with the front hooves and jump with the back?
November 4th, 2009 at 6:59 am
Yea I was thinking about the feet thing too Roses. And the truth could be scary. Is it possible the pack legs are like those of a kangaroo and propel the space hippo?
Otherwise they could just be big duck feet.
November 4th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
I’m staring at the hippo’s tail, and not in a good way. Is it really supposed to look just like the central Martian City tower, there? Is it even a tail? Has somebody inserted a small tower into the rear portion of the hippo to encourage it to giddyup?
November 4th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Thanks for that Adam.
Is there a ‘good way’ to stare at a space-hippo’s tail?
Well, I suppose that answered the question of the intelligence of the beast.
If they had to go as far as inserting the small tower to get it to run, it’s definitely not the brightest spark in the heavens.
A smart creature would have just sat on it’s arse. A thing of that size and that many legs, you’d think if it didn’t want to stand up, there wouldn’t be very much loin-cloth bloke could do about it.
November 4th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Also: that thing is not galloping. That thing’s barely moving. It’s hard to tell but it might actually be lying on the ground (which would explain why the guy on its back looks like he’s about to cut its head off: he’s understandably annoyed. And orange. Obviously he got covered with sand when the thing fell over (of course it did! You think something with feet like *that* can run?)
November 5th, 2009 at 6:11 am
Party trivia fact: James Cameron’s new film Avatar is inspired by Burrough’s John Carter of Mars series. Make yourself popular this weekend with that little tidbit!
April 29th, 2010 at 11:57 pm
None of you actually read do you ?
Here, more questions, ‘and why are a horses back legs different from their front legs ?’ Don’t forget to ask that too.
April 30th, 2010 at 12:18 am
Reading is for losers. I read that somewhere.