Jan 15
Click for full imageThere’s only one thing in this world that can make a muscle infused man in a loincloth and his scantily clad female faint almost instantly. A naked red headed minotaur who is sneezing at them. Just remember, the sure fire way to success, keep the clothes to a minimum!
(Rating: 8.91 out of 10)
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January 15th, 2010 at 11:11 am
The minotaur seems to be using the same technique used by the lizard on http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2009/08/lucys-blade/
It is employing the use of his tail to tickle the dudes crotch. There must be some sort of monster school where they learn these tricks.
January 15th, 2010 at 11:58 am
Pheuuuuuuw! . . . Breath of the Minotaur . . .
January 15th, 2010 at 11:59 am
The Minotaur is wearing the same ginger wig which Tom (of Tom and Jerry) often dons after he’s been blown up, scalped, shaved, or generally depilated as a result of some aggressive manoeuvre by Jerry. What next? Will our elfin hero batter him over the head with a frying pan? Drop an anvil on him? Set fire to his tail?
January 15th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
I like that minotaur! In fact, I think I went out with its sister in the early 90s.
January 15th, 2010 at 1:02 pm
Must have been pretty hard for the minotaur to pierce his ear with hooves for hands!
The womens line of sight seems to be heading for…. in fact.. I’m not even sure if the women has eyelids. Are her eyes solid white? Or is her eyes closed?
Bah… I’m in a very unfunny mood today. More coffee!
January 15th, 2010 at 4:33 pm
Bless you!
Does the toupeed minotaur have Monster-sized Kleenex?
April 27th, 2010 at 1:25 pm
Blanka?
April 30th, 2010 at 5:29 am
The best part is that they made the Minotaur a ginger—truly terrifying.
May 30th, 2010 at 7:24 am
Alas, the minotaur is one of the good guys in this novel, one of my favorites, so this gets a fail for accuracy as well
May 30th, 2010 at 7:22 pm
Although it’s very odd that the minotaur is sneezing, I am more concerned about the pair he’s surprised. One gets the impression that human anatomy was something the artist had read bout in a book one time. We have a woman with toothpick calves attempting to support her bony (but large) abdomen. We have a man who appears to be 70% buttock and whose microscopic hands can only manage to grasp a dagger by its blade, not its hilt. Honestly, the ginger minotaur comes off looking pretty reasonable by comparison.
May 30th, 2010 at 9:48 pm
Hey, that ginger minotaur looks awfully familiar… hmm. it appears as the cover of White Dwarf magazine 59 with a slightly better (?) single female figure:
http://index.rpg.net/pictures/show-water.phtml?picid=7037\
wonder which came first?
May 30th, 2010 at 10:58 pm
The man appears to be sticking his arm into the woman’s rib cage. And what happened to his left leg?
May 30th, 2010 at 11:15 pm
This cover might be by Peter Andrew Jones – the PA(squiggle) mark at the bottom of the cover is similar to his PAJ mark.
May 30th, 2010 at 11:55 pm
Yes, indeed. The contents page of WD59 attributes that cover to Peter Andrew Jones – mystery solved!?!
Think the alternative version girl is about to launch into a rendition of Kate Bush’s Babooshka. Aiy-yay-ya!