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Feb 03

OYE! Get a job you tree hugging, green chemical firing, alien hippy!Click for full image

There is one thing we should be about, fonts! Lots of them. Vast and glorious as they confuse your mind. Then we’ll just have something completely unoriginal on the cover. Something like, oh I don’t know, some marines firing their weapons at an tribal people who live in the trees. Sounds like a crap B movie eh? Ah ha ha ha ha.

Actually, that is a pretty good cover!That could be much worse.Now that is slightly embarrassingNasty, but I would still take it on a train.It is somewhere in between the awful/good scale.Would not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just Awful...I swear, that\'s my flatmates!Gah... my eyes! They are burning!Good Show Sir.... Good Show! (Rating: 5.25 out of 10)
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12 Responses to “Starfist”

  1. SI Says:

    I do believe the actual cover isn’t that bad. Without the fonts and colour choices I really don’t think this would be that, frightening.

  2. Adam Roberts Says:

    ‘Starfist.’ That’ll bring tears to your eyes.

  3. Simon Says:

    It’s the 25th century but the marines are still looking for a few good men so that they can give them some uniforms, weapons and comms gear from the museum of 21st century warfare.

  4. Adam Roberts Says:

    Simon: for all we know, civilisation has collapsed back into the stone age and dragged itself back up the 21st-century levels in the intervening period.

    Book seven>/i>. god love us.

  5. Simon Says:

    I really wish I could believe that was the underpinning for this particular series . . .

  6. SI Says:

    And how do you know they aren’t firing some sort of advanced bullet. That teleports into your spine or lungs. Ohhhh…..

    This is book number 7, written in 2002. There’s more… oh there is more.

  7. James Lovegrove Says:

    I quite like the jaggedy “Starfist” font. Puts me in mind of a 70s Marvel comic. But then so many things do.

    Have you thought that the camouflage cream on the guy’s face might be a 25th century innovation? Using genetic engineering and resequenced chameleon DNA to create environment-matching skin patterns. And maybe the gun is, like, made of keratin and extruded from his own body. Come on, we have to try here.

  8. SI Says:

    Yea as hard as we might, we’re still not going to justify the police issue riot helmet… unless it was made out of the hard to mine, stronganium.

  9. CSA Says:

    Am i the only person who thinks the tag line makes the novel sound like a homo-erotic SF?

    Not to mention the book is called “starfist”… i mean… seriously…

  10. Roses Says:

    CSA ~ I thought it was just me who followed that particular train of thought…

  11. Karl Says:

    The cover isn’t terrible. It’s not good, either. But “StarFIST”? Will there be star-fisting? Although the erotic fanfiction equivalent of said work is probably better written.

  12. CSA Says:

    I try to keep my mind out of the gutter, but that guy has a mind of his own and sometime the gutter is just the place to be.

    @Karl The series actually gets very good reviews on Amazon, and as a Warhammer 40k fan, StarFIST might just be right up your alley

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