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Feb 01

Uh Larry, that's not my tail you're grabbing.Click for full image

HOLY father of APOLLO! I have it, again! Cat people! Oh alright, we won’t have it just as bad as last time but we should have at least three of them. And some guy with a beard, and an alien city, and purple fonts that burn into your mind.

Actually, that cover is a visual feast!I would pick that one up.Neeaaa, I've seen worse.Interesting, but I would still take it on a train.It's somewhere between the awful/good scale.Would not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...I swear, thats my flatmates!Gah... my eyes! They are burning!Good Show Sir.... Good Show! (Average: 7.79 out of 10)
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9 Responses to “The Trouble with Aliens”

  1. SI Says:

    It’s no RX for Chaos. But there’s something about cat people that cracks me up everytime. Are they all carrying star wars laser swords?

  2. Adam Roberts Says:

    That cat in the bottom right hand corner looks pretty annoyed at being half-cropped out of the frame.

    See, usually when I start a sentence with the phrase ‘that cat’ it is because I have once again, and to the distress of my interlocutor, lapsed into 1970s hep-talk. But on this occasion the usage is particular.

  3. CSA Says:

    I love the bearded dude (platonic love), Its like all the cat people have posed for a photoshoot oportunity near the city and some bearded dude just sticks his head in the frame… its probably the same dude who always walks past the camera 6/7 times during the same BBC news piece.

    As Adam says, that cat is getting peeved, think that was their 10th attempt to get a pic without the beardman.

    (the cover, although bad, is a massive improvement on RX for Chaos)

  4. Simon Says:

    That’s the difference between cats and cat people – cat people use human facial expressions.

    Oddly I’ve never read a cat people SF novel where one of the cat people has stopped in mid-sentence, hoiked one of its rear legs over its shoulder and started noisily licking its own genitals.

    That maybe because I’ve never read a cat people SF novel but I doubt it.

  5. SI Says:

    Simon> The internet is a big world, I’m sure there is some cat genital licking out there somewhere…. *shivers*

    And why do they always evolve from cats? I am sure it is out there somewhere. But I want hamster people!!! Stuffing things in their cheeks for later consumption.

  6. James Lovegrove Says:

    “A delightful pleasure!” exclaims David Weber. Which rather seems to suggest that all his other pleasures are less delightful. Perhaps he’s into S&M. That might explain it.

    Good use of launching-rocketship motif, too. If you’re a cover artist and you’re in some doubt that you haven’t quite nailed the “this is SF” brief, stick in a launching rocketship.

  7. Karl Says:

    Christopher ANVIL? Maybe he’s into heavy-handed moralizing.

  8. Sorcha Says:

    The trouble with aliens is apparently that they do not share the human concept of “personal space.”

  9. A.R.Yngve Says:

    When humanity finally encountered intelligent aliens, they did not expect to face… neurotic cat-men!

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