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Mar 25

No! That isn't how you use chopsticks!Click for full image

What if we go for something that’s kind of a cross between art and an eighties music video? We’ll have flaming eye balls and some women with retro make-up playing with her magical sticks. Then just pack any text at the top and if we can, make it like an ancient scroll banner. Classy.

Actually, that cover is a visual feast!I would pick that one up.Neaaa, I\'ve seen worse.Interesting, but I would still take it on a train.It is somewhere in between the awful/good scale.Would not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just Awful...I swear, that\\\'s my flatmates!Gah... my eyes! They are burning!Good Show Sir.... Good Show! (Rating: 8.58 out of 10)
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14 Responses to “Beyond Wizardwall”

  1. Simon Says:

    My eyes . . . they burn! No really, they do.

  2. Adam Roberts Says:

    For Behold! I wield the mighty Cotton Bud of Balefire!

  3. SI Says:

    I don’t want to alarm that man. But he seems to have a women growing out of the back of his head.

  4. James Lovegrove Says:

    She’s knitting! Knitting wispy-shine magic from swirling eye-fire hair! With The Crow’s eye makeup on! Why can no one see that this makes perfect sense?

  5. Simon Says:

    James has been channeling early period Genesis again. I’m sure those lines are from a song on side 2 (side 2 – how quaint) of Nursery Crymes.

  6. Adam Roberts Says:

    Nursery Cryme, not ‘Crymes’! Tch! Don’t you know anything?

  7. Adam Roberts Says:

    And the correct lyric is: ‘they called him the man with farting eyes …’

  8. Simon Says:

    Now we know who edits the editors.

  9. Ron Obvious Says:

    Looks like Michael Jackson at a somber Halloween party.

  10. CSA Says:

    I like aswell how the text isn’t even centered. Its definately slightly to the left. I’m not sure why this offends me as much as the dude vomiting flame from his eyes.

  11. Vario Says:

    It helps if you sing this like ACDC:
    She was a rock-n-roll HAIR STYLiisssst, eEEEyyyyeaaaAH
    She was a rock-n-roll HAIR STYLissssst, eeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaaaaah

  12. JustinLeego Says:

    Top, top cover.

    The only thing about it that I don’t understand is why this site hasn’t yet been overrun by hordes of Idle Thumbs. WIZAAAARD!

    (sorry, Scoops)

  13. e.lee Says:

    ‘If you keep on doing that young wizard man, you will go flaming blind!”

  14. Branch42 Says:

    Yes very ‘Men Without Hats’

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