Mar 10
Click for full imageHoly crap. We need something to distract from that bright silver font we’re using. So, how about a guy with an eye patch posing with weapons and a women doing the very same thing. Put a moon in the background, and by background I mean most of the cover.
(Rating: 4.87 out of 10)
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March 10th, 2010 at 10:04 am
Crikey but that woman has a freakishly long neck.
March 10th, 2010 at 11:15 am
Maybe the guy behind her is trying to cut it off.
But with that eye patch it might take a few swipes.
March 10th, 2010 at 12:50 pm
That’s no moon.
I don’t know what else it is, though.
March 10th, 2010 at 1:56 pm
It really isnt a moon… He’s dipped his entire left arm from bicep to wrist isnt into it. Unless ofcousre the moon is made from cheese, a 90% liquid, green mouldy cheese.
He does kinda look like Steven Seagal though, but with an eye patch, an axe and stake. Seagal should do fantasy TV & movies.
March 10th, 2010 at 9:02 pm
SI: hence the term ‘swan song’?
And, no, it’s not a moon. As my sister said, many years ago, when she first saw that watery star, the muse of poets, master of tides, through a telescope:
‘It looks like a half-chewed mouldy old dog biscuit.’
The ‘moon’ on this cover really *does*. I mean, it’s even green. That’s mould, that is. There’s no question: this moon is made of green cheese.
March 11th, 2010 at 9:44 am
Nix> hmm it does look like it could be a musical.
Fantasy based musical… hmmm. Well there’s another life goal.
March 11th, 2010 at 11:15 am
I hate to keep on at this, but that woman’s neck is really distressing me.
March 11th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Is there a deeped seeded emotional experience with a long neck you need to tell us about Adam? It’s ok, you can trust us not to joke about your issues…..
HA!
March 11th, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Her neck! It’s too loooong!
March 12th, 2010 at 9:08 am
In the words of Professor Jones to his son.
‘Indiana… let it go.’
But you are right…. her spine must be a couple of meters long. I can’t stop staring now. gah!