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Mar 11

Dude. Awesome summoning. You never said she'd be this hot!Click for full image

When you think of a daemonic ritual you think about, gold five pointed stars, lots of gargoyle creatures sitting around and a golden sparkle female rising up in a plume of golden magic with the sharpest of teeth, right? No? Well just draw it or you don’t get paid!

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of artI would touch it without protective glovesI have seen worse. Far, far worseInteresting, but I would still read it in publicMiddling: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lamé picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show, Sir.... Good Show! (Average: 8.65 out of 10)
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8 Responses to “To Build Jerusalem”

  1. SI Says:

    Is it just me or is the quote on the book from the times, about a different book?

    She’s also lacking in nipples. All these nippleless women these days.

  2. Adam Roberts Says:

    Female alopecia. One of the great taboo subjects of our day.

  3. CSA Says:

    She looks like an old man with thin white hair.

    But i think her devilish purpose for being summoned is to place copies of seaQuest DSV in various bookshops about the world… it could be in a bookshop near you… muhahahahaha

  4. simon Says:

    Dramatic perspective ruins picture, confuses viewers.

  5. James Lovegrove Says:

    I met John Whitbourn a couple of times. He seemed like a nice bloke. He didn’t deserve this. No one does.

  6. stevetalbert Says:

    I just don’t know where to begin… demonic doesn’t have an A… and marvelously only has 1 L.

    I think the dangerous energy zapped their spell check

  7. CSA Says:

    I hate to be the grammar police unless i’m correcting SI, but i believe its from the latin “daemon”.

    and marvellously is spelt marvellously unless you’re from that old colony of ours out west. ;-)

  8. Sorcha Says:

    To build Jerusalem, you’ll need a crazy fire-demon chick, a pentagram, some dragons…oh, and a cockeyed Westminster Abbey.

    What’s that? Stone, wood and mortar? Why would we need that?

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