Mar 18
Click for full imageOH man, do I have a bad hangover! I need something soothing, like a half naked teenager holding a guitar and a bit of blood trickling from his mouth. His hair slicked back, his skin pale like that of a… vampire! That’s right, I did just suggest it: a vampire guitarist! Uh-oh, I’m going to be sick.
(Rating: 8.56 out of 10)
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March 18th, 2010 at 9:35 am
“I am ze Count!. I like to count. Ah … ONETWOTHREEFOUR …’
March 18th, 2010 at 12:41 pm
He’s just posing. That’s not a real chord.
March 18th, 2010 at 1:00 pm
‘You should see my werewolf drummer.’
March 18th, 2010 at 1:43 pm
It is so a real chord! It’s clearly Undead Minor.
March 18th, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Or type A major.
March 18th, 2010 at 2:29 pm
hahahaha
I hear he has a wonder piece written in the necronomiconal scale.
March 18th, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Type A Major is better gag. ‘Undead Minor’ sounds like a boy at a small English Public School.
March 18th, 2010 at 2:35 pm
The neck on that guitar is the only one he didn’t bite….
March 18th, 2010 at 4:26 pm
I think this was the original cover design for “Twilight.”
March 18th, 2010 at 4:54 pm
He stakes his reputation on it. But i still think he sucks.
March 18th, 2010 at 5:57 pm
Has no-one else spotted that he is a lightporcupine? A vampiric lightporcupine too. There are none worse.
March 18th, 2010 at 6:14 pm
Everyone know vampires sparkle. This one just emits light aswell.
I actually think this cover is worse than most of the baen ones. It’s too emo
March 19th, 2010 at 4:15 pm
@Adam: You’re too kind. Of course, I’d never have managed it if you hadn’t provided the initial spark of inspiration.
I’d also like to thank my manager, my agent, my make-up artist, my personal assistant…
March 19th, 2010 at 4:39 pm
YO James. I’m gonna let you finish. But CSA had oneo’ best jokes of all time.
Hilarious, I just made a joke based on pop culture… well its a friday I guess.
April 30th, 2010 at 1:44 am
Boy, he sure is stroking the heck out of that guitar…why is it not also emitting light? Must his instrument languish in the darkness of his…area?
My soul hurts, hurts like a hobnail boot stomped on it.
May 4th, 2010 at 1:17 am
The Baen covers are just loud. This is pretentious. Sad really, just sad. Think how much better it would look with an explosion or some space marines. I might even read that.