Mar 19
Look, I am busy – what the hell do you want? Cover ideas? My god, man. You’re new here, right? Here’s the sheet, it has everything we need. Huge terrible multicoloured fonts, obligatory best selling author line and something like a women in a space suit looking generally awful. Don’t worry kid, you’ll pick it up soon enough. Then you’ll be one with us. Don’t run… don’t run…

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March 19th, 2010 at 10:38 am
Not the worst Baen cover we’ve seen. I am enjoying the teaser chapter though. If I ever write a book my first chapter will defiantly all be numbers and figures. Completely destroying the teaser chapter ideal!! mu hahahaha!
March 19th, 2010 at 1:19 pm
The Blown Fuse Of Tyranny has plunged the House of Life into darkness! Quick, fumble in the Kitchen Drawer of Bravery for the Torch of Freedom!
March 19th, 2010 at 5:11 pm
I get a space suit? Yaaay!
It makes me look like a one eyed locust? Oh.
December 16th, 2010 at 12:48 pm
That is like the book-cover equivalent of Andres Serrano’s “Piss Christ.” I want to take a shower after seeing that.
December 19th, 2010 at 4:47 pm
And allow me to add that Huurrgll bleuurrrgghh.
December 20th, 2010 at 10:34 am
All right, I was being too hard on this cover.
I’ll give a good second look and find the deeper artistic qualities beneath the… the…
*BLEEUUUURRK*