Apr 08
Click for full imageJen comments: I was going to talk about his lack of spacesuit, or his overabundance of cleavage, or the protruding rock in space. Then I noticed that one of the strange ghost-images was smoking a cigar, and all words failed me.
Thanks to Jen! Good Find!
(Rating: 8.03 out of 10)
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April 8th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
Holy crap. Its Weird al Yankovic.
For some reason i can’t stop looking at the way he is holding the gun… im not sure the thing even has a handle
April 8th, 2010 at 5:38 pm
The cape… why does he have a cape?
April 8th, 2010 at 7:16 pm
real men wear capes…. and leather trousers
April 8th, 2010 at 7:17 pm
@ CSA – I can only guess it’s meant to fire backwards…
April 8th, 2010 at 11:35 pm
He is crusing through space on an ole piece of stone. That is pretty awesome. Though the perm… and everything else, not so awesome.
April 9th, 2010 at 9:09 pm
That’s a deeply mystifying cover, though. I mean, orcs, sure, cigar-smokers, sure… but the thing in front looks halfway between a mammoth and a boar. Why the hell is it there?
I’m fairly sure that’s not a gun, either. It looks like a piece of the rock. Why he’s holding it I have no idea. Keeping his balance? I mean, if he falls, even if he doesn’t get impaled on those tusks, it’s a long way down…
April 10th, 2010 at 11:20 pm
For my money, ‘no reader will put this book down willingly’ is easily the most alarmingly intimidating cover blurb I’ve ever read.
April 12th, 2010 at 11:34 pm
‘It nailed itself to my hand!’ — Harriet Klausner
April 14th, 2010 at 5:36 am
“It’s covered in the most amazing glue!” – National Medical Center Emergency Room
April 21st, 2010 at 11:08 pm
Weird Al? Looks more like David Hasselhoff to me.
December 13th, 2010 at 9:44 pm
The FULL quote:
“I am standing in my local bookstore, watching a desperate PR stunt. The sign reads: ‘Put your copy of EARTHBLOOD down here and shop for 20 dollars or more — then take EARTHBLOOD with you for FREE!’ No reader will put this book down willingly.”
December 16th, 2010 at 12:42 pm
“Oh no, my right arm is being pulled into a black hole, extending painfully! Must…not… show pain….!”