Apr 16

Darn... you really do know how to make an AWESOME sandwich!Click for full image

Remember when you used to dress up in black clothes, paint red eyes on your hoodie, stand with a knife and pretend to sacrifice your little brother to an evil spirit just to gain some physical power that will, in the end, only destroy you? No? Well you haven’t lived man! Now, let’s put that on there.

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of artI would touch it without protective glovesI have seen worse. Far, far worseInteresting, but I would still read it in publicMiddling: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lamé picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show, Sir.... Good Show! (Average: 8.67 out of 10)
Loading ... Loading ...

Tagged with:

13 Responses to “Poe Must Die”

  1. SI Says:

    Shouldn’t have used the camera flash. That ninja has got the red eye.

  2. Adam Roberts Says:

    Title: Poe Must Die!. Subtitle, in smaller font: What Do You Mean, He’s Dead Already?

  3. CSA Says:

    I think the tag would be improved with a “muhahahaha”.

    i.e. “A descent into the black soul of a diabolic age, muhahahaha”
    because the cover makes it look like it has the theatrics of a bad opera or play or even a larping event. Thats right, i just compared theatre to live-action roleplaying.

  4. Ron Obvious Says:

    Doesn’t look scary. Saberhagen in front of a Minotaur, that’s scary.

  5. e.lee Says:

    “A descent into the black soul of a diabolic age”

    Justin Bieber fans are easily jilted when their idol doesn’t respond to their tweets

  6. Bruce Says:

    “Poe must Die. And we need to start putting some money in the budget for illustrators, otherwise we’ll be reduced to photographing the temp in a halloween costume again.”

  7. SI Says:

    Actually I knew the eyes reminded me of something.

    I was watching the movie Big the other day. And look:

    It’s the same eyes! Scary. haha

  8. tyrone Says:

    I’ll write a book and let some 4th graders do the cover. Then I’ll collect my Nobel.

  9. Tom Noir Says:

    Bah, if only I’d seen this cover in time for Halloween!

  10. A.R.Yngve Says:

    A descent into the black soul of a diabolic age

  11. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:


  12. Tat Wood Says:

    I thought it was Tinky WInky the televangelists had decided was evil

  13. B. Chiclitz Says:

    I don’t know, with all the cheap theatrics you’d think the knife would have more of a badass look. This just looks like it was swiped from mom’s kitchen.

Leave a Reply