Comments on: The Unicorn Peace

By: Deborah

Deborah — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 12:31:34 +0000

I think the poor thing has jaundice – no wonder it’s falling over, it needs a liver transplant, stat!

By: SI

SI — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 11:00:10 +0000

Son of a unicorn. Ok… but wind and feces combined as one is …. winces!

By: CSA

CSA — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:47:26 +0000

that’s two weaknesses…

By: SI

SI — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:03:15 +0000

Well we all know unicorns one weakness. Strong winds and feces!

By: stevetalbert

stevetalbert — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 05:36:14 +0000

i thought of winds when i saw the unicorn being blown over by them. … they must be very strong… I need to read that book to find out how strong..

By: Richard Campbell

Richard Campbell — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 22:49:20 +0000

Wow, I read that series and I think I remember that cover…I remember really enjoying the series though.. but back then I read every fantasy book that was published.. so YMMV.

By: Andre

Andre — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 00:18:57 +0000

I love that highly interesting and original synopsis on the cover: “The winds of change blow over the magic land and the unicorns return.”

I mean, is that how the author actually pitched that to his editor? They could have at least spiced it up a bit…

How about: “The blistering winds scour the festering, magic-strewn cesspit, and the four unicorns of the apocalypse return to wreak enchanted unholy vengeance upon mankind!”

Or maybe just: “The winds of change blow over the magic land and the unicorns return… with herpes.”

By: Christine

Christine — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 18:04:11 +0000

I have this book, and a few others. All the covers don’t really say what the books are about other than unicorns. I haven’t read the series yet though because I don’t have the first book!

By: James Lovegrove

James Lovegrove — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 09:39:06 +0000

Do unicorns roll in their own faeces as a gesture of protest? I’m thinking Bobby Sands, the Maze Prison, hunger strikes, mustard-yellow walls, and so forth. “We want Unicorn Peace and we want it now, and if we don’t get it we’re going to smear ourselves with our own poo until we do. Yeah, that ought to work. The politician-mage oppressors over in Inglande will definitely cave in to our demands.”

By: hampshireflyer

hampshireflyer — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 19:58:54 +0000

Its forelegs are at the wrong angle to the rest of the body. Unless someone has horribly tortured the unicorn. I suspect this isn’t going to be the case in a book with a cover like that.