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NoiselessPenguin comments: Nothing says ‘vampire’ better than tomato ketchup squirted onto an ugly grey wall.
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ooo.. that’s a pretty darn scary wall. I would suggest standing at least a foot away from it or you could be in trouble!
Aiiieeeee! A vampyric wall. I’d better not lean against it in a very awkward manner that allows my neck to press up against the bricks.
My mum always says to me, ‘Getting you to do any work is like trying to get blood out of a stone!’
Really we should have been looking at ways to get blood into a stone!
Someone’s Black And White Minstrel Show makeup went horribly wrong.
Not that Black And White Minstrel Show makeup could in any way be right.
The prequel to Evil Dead movies features the Wallnomicron. Little known fact!
Titles that didn’t make the cut:
“The Walls Have Fears”
“Bit the Bricks”
“The Biting is On the Wall”
“Brick Up Your Fears”
I don’t get it.. the vampire doesn’t sparkle.
Rejected Pink Floyd album cover art (#1)
Original title: THE UNSCARY.
Even to a sparkly vampire like me, who totally digs passive whiny female protagonists, this has to got to be the least scary vampire cover this side of a My Little Pony illustration.
What that wallpyre is missing is googly eyes.
“Careful what you say, Jim – the walls have ears. And eyes. And…fangs. Honey, the wall is drooling again!’
This cover was actually an early Banksy.
The clue is in the subtitle: Vampire Masterpieces. Self-portraits are harder for them, for obvious reasons.
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