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May 06

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NoiselessPenguin comments: Nothing says ‘vampire’ better than tomato ketchup squirted onto an ugly grey wall.

Wow… Thanks to NoiselessPenguin!

Actually, that cover is a visual feast!I would pick that one up.Neaaa, I\'ve seen worse.Interesting, but I would still take it on a train.It is somewhere in between the awful/good scale.Would not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just Awful...I swear, that\\\'s my flatmates!Gah... my eyes! They are burning!Good Show Sir.... Good Show! (Rating: 8.91 out of 10)
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12 Responses to “The Undead”

  1. little mi Says:

    ooo.. that’s a pretty darn scary wall. I would suggest standing at least a foot away from it or you could be in trouble!

  2. Simon Says:

    Aiiieeeee! A vampyric wall. I’d better not lean against it in a very awkward manner that allows my neck to press up against the bricks.

  3. SI Says:

    My mum always says to me, ‘Getting you to do any work is like trying to get blood out of a stone!’

    Really we should have been looking at ways to get blood into a stone!

  4. James Lovegrove Says:

    Someone’s Black And White Minstrel Show makeup went horribly wrong.

    Not that Black And White Minstrel Show makeup could in any way be right.

  5. DeadRobot Says:

    The prequel to Evil Dead movies features the Wallnomicron. Little known fact!

  6. LP Says:

    Titles that didn’t make the cut:

    “The Walls Have Fears”
    “Bit the Bricks”
    “The Biting is On the Wall”
    “Brick Up Your Fears”

  7. SI Says:

    I don’t get it.. the vampire doesn’t sparkle.

  8. e.lee Says:

    Rejected Pink Floyd album cover art (#1)

  9. Adam Roberts Says:

    Original title: THE UNSCARY.

  10. Edward Cullen Says:

    Even to a sparkly vampire like me, who totally digs passive whiny female protagonists, this has to got to be the least scary vampire cover this side of a My Little Pony illustration.

  11. Tom Noir Says:

    What that wallpyre is missing is googly eyes.

  12. Sorcha Says:

    “Careful what you say, Jim – the walls have ears. And eyes. And…fangs. Honey, the wall is drooling again!’

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