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Jun 07

I signed up to the order for this awesome staff. And got the halo for free!Click for full image

Don Comments: May the blessings of Saint Rubik be upon you.
John Melo for Baen Books, 1988

Heinlein Mondays? Might have to be.
Many thanks to Don!

Actually, that cover is a visual feast!I would pick that one up.Neaaa, I\'ve seen worse.Interesting, but I would still take it on a train.It is somewhere in between the awful/good scale.Would not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just Awful...I swear, that\\\'s my flatmates!Gah... my eyes! They are burning!Good Show Sir.... Good Show! (Rating: 5.90 out of 10)
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15 Responses to “Sixth Column”

  1. little mi Says:

    I’m not sure this is that bad.

    Though that font is pretty special and I always love it when they feel the need to inform me it’s a novel rather than, say, a work of journalism.

  2. SI Says:

    For the usual Baen covers we get on here I agree it isn’t that bad.

    But if you were reading this is public people would defiantly give you a second, ‘what the’ look!

    The man also looks like he has a jaundice problem.

  3. James Lovegrove Says:

    To me it looks like George Lucas is taking the Jedi thing a bit too far. At this rate, his self-delusion will soon be such that he thinks making a trilogy of Star Wars prequels is a good idea. Oh wait…

  4. DeadRobot Says:

    Artist: I put him in a robe, I made his face old and wizened. I gave him a staff… what more could I do to make him look like a monk?

    Editor: HALO!

  5. Dave Van Domelen Says:

    I’m glad they specified “A Novel” on the cover…here I thought it might be a biography.

  6. David Cowie Says:

    I like the way that they’ve made BAEN BOOKS + serial number and price look like a hammer.

  7. Adam Roberts Says:

    And I like the way they’ve made the ‘L’ in ‘HEINLEIN’ into a backward tick. It’s like a bizarro-world tick! An anti-tick! It expresses not teacherly approval, but rather the complete opposite!

  8. e.lee Says:

    Notice the the logo of Baen Books, the ISBN and the price combine to appear like a staff? (right side of cover)

  9. anon Says:

    “I am… the Space Moses!”

  10. SophaLoaf Says:

    Oh, St. Rubik! I marvel at your cube…and also the novels that reveal its secrets, one column at a time, but hey, I thought there were only 3 columns!

  11. j m Says:

    but this one ISN’t that bad – not only is it not as crazy terrible as others, the cover is ACTUALLY related and RELEVANT to the story contained within this “novel”

  12. Tom Noir Says:

    I think the “L” in “Heinlein” has panache. Pizazz, even!

  13. Morgan C Says:

    The scary part is that every element on the cover (with the exception of an unfortunate choice of fonts) is in the story…

  14. Don Hilliard Says:

    @Morgan C (& SI): This is actually why I submitted it. What works in the theater of the mind sometimes looks downright goofy when converted to actual art. (And, of course, having some painful logo design slapped on top of it doesn’t help.)

    John Melo did all the covers for Baen’s Heinlein pulp reprints, and this one is above average. (There’s at least one other that’s worthy of submission to Good Show Sir! that I’d forgotten about; if Heinlein Mondays is going to be for real, it’s going to be a while before we run out of material!)

  15. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Artist: “So what do want me to do for the cover?”
    Editor: “Just put in some cool stuff from the book.”
    Artist: “OK… any particular characters?”
    Editor: “Yes. We’ve discovered that there’s a Heinlein cult, so paint a Saint Heinlein with a halo on the cover. Fans will go ape!”

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