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Jul 02

We were just going to kill you mortals, but that does look like good cake...Click for full image

Art Direction: Hilarious escapade? Well then, no one is going to care what we put on there. In fact lets just put everything we can! Including Centaurs, which I hear are the next big thing. And we’ll have giant people with planets for faces! We’ll stop there but wait till you see what I have in mind for the font!
Published 2001

Actually, that cover is a visual feast!I would pick that one up.Neaaa, I\'ve seen worse.Interesting, but I would still take it on a train.It is somewhere in between the awful/good scale.Would not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just Awful...I swear, that\\\'s my flatmates!Gah... my eyes! They are burning!Good Show Sir.... Good Show! (Rating: 6.75 out of 10)
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20 Responses to “Swell Foop”

  1. ShaunCG Says:

    Minotaurs? Centaurs, surely?

    I’m quite taken with the giant crow as well.

  2. Phil Says:

    I want that font. I want every ssssentence I type to contain at leassssst one of them letter esses with the face on.

    I assume the plot of this book involves a fancy dress party. Come as Saturn, or the Moon, or Jupiter, or a 60-watt bulb.

    Come as a tiny person, or a bird of indeterminate size, or as a centaur.

    Just one question: why don’t the centaur’s have mini-me hands?

  3. Phil Says:

    Centaurs, not centaur’s.

  4. Little Mi Says:

    Now this is just odd. Really, really odd.

    The more I look at it the more I have no idea what anyone was thinking when they made this cover.

  5. Little Mi Says:

    ‘Gosh, there’s a man with a moon for a head…quick, give him some cheese’

  6. e.lee Says:

    I pity the mighty celestial being with Uranus for a head…

  7. talkie_tim Says:

    Aren’t those centaurs, not minotaurs? I don’t see any bull-halves.

  8. SI Says:

    Talkie> yep changed now. Centaurs, minotaurs… pfft all the same thing to me.

    “It’s difficult being the only non gas giant face here. They don’t get craters in their faces.”

  9. cutmanmike Says:

    Hot

  10. DeadRobot Says:

    Sadly, Pluto-head wasn’t invited.

  11. Some Cute Monster Girl Says:

    Everything on this cover, including that ghastly title, can be adequately explained in two words:

    Piers. Anthony.

    / Spent a few months in high school reading the Xanth books until she got a clue.

  12. SI Says:

    Haha Yea we know the Piers sure likes to throw them out there. Being a regular on the site.

    Its no Sos the rope though:
    http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2009/09/sos-the-rope/

  13. Kristin Says:

    Swell Foop?! Really? There is no way I would ever say that title aloud. “What am I reading? Um, Swell Foop.” Forget it.

  14. Mobile Conquistador Says:

    I read a lot of Piers Anthony stuff when I was younger including this book.

    I can assure you that the cover is pretty literal as to its characters.

    I only read a dozen or so of his books before I realized that they were, uh, bad. Really bad. But I was 14, so whatever. I don’t need this judgement.

  15. Tom Noir Says:

    Honestly I think the artist did a great job illustrating the concept of “Swell Foop.”

  16. NickG Says:

    To be honest, the cover fits the book perfectly. It is a Xanth novel after all.

    Confession: I have read this one, and the dirty little secret is that I laughed at most of the puns.

  17. Don Draper's Inseam Says:

    I prefer my centaurs to have men growing out of their arms.

  18. Brian B Says:

    I prefer my centaurs to be part feline, a lol-taur if you will. http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2010/05/daggers-point/

  19. anon Says:

    A whole new meaning for mooning.

  20. Tom Noir Says:

    The guy in the red robes is saying “Sphere not!”

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