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Jan 04

Dragons hate nothing more than men in tights!Click for full image

Dalton Comments: Found this book in my high school library. It’s dragons, a creepy forest, bows and arrows, and an attractive blond all in one PERMA-BOUND cover. Also, I started cracking up at the, “One of the Best SF Novels of All Time” caption. Did I mention there’s dragon’s? Sorry your covers get hated on Robert A. Heinlein!
Published 1996

Fantastic start to the new year!
Many thanks to Dalton!

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of artI would touch it without protective glovesI have seen worse. Far, far worseInteresting, but I would still read it in publicMiddling: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lamé picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show, Sir.... Good Show! (Average: 7.91 out of 10)
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19 Responses to “Glory Road”

  1. Phil Says:

    Ah, 2011 is just like 2010. A Robin-Hood-a-like, a Xena-a-like and a Mr Atoz-a-like do battle with a dinosaur which has just had a fiery arrow shot into its maw.

    What’s that? A dragon, you say? Could have fooled me.

  2. Phil Says:

    Just noticed: that’s a very hunky dragon. Look at his pecs!

  3. SI Says:

    It’s like a t-rex crossed with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle… that breathes fire.

    What moves faster… fire.. or arrows… I guess those guys are about to see!

  4. Anrkist Says:

    There’s a hole in the road!

  5. Evad Says:

    Difficult to believe that Clyde Caldwell could commit that font abomination. The PhotoShop 101 effects must have been added by an intern later.

    IIRC Glory Road was a very tongue-in-cheek pastiche of action fantasy with a lot of shout-outs to other works. A fun read. Published around 1963 originally.

  6. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Since one of my New Year’s resolutions is to try to be generally nicer and less sarcastic, I’ll go easy on this cover…

    – Hey! Been working out, eh, dragon dude? Go easy on the steroids, man!

    – In Fantasy Book Cover Land, there’s free breast implants for everybody.

    – At the hair salon: “Can I please have my hair…[deep voice] perma-bound!

  7. SI Says:

    Evad> Yea the font will have been added in by editors afterwards. And to be fair, for a Caldwell the womens chest is of average size!

    Also tongue-in-cheek? So no one goes back in time to sleep with his mother in this novel?

  8. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Heinlein’s greatest short story ever, “All You Zombies”, is a time-travel loop where the protagonist is his/her own mother and father.

  9. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    That “dragon” doesn’t look menacing. In fact, it looks as though he has bad stomach gas, and has just turned to look at why that bloke’s aiming an arrow. Poor Dino just walked into the line of fire!

  10. anon Says:

    Very impressive muzzle flash on the bow.
    I guess the illustrator is not a very technical person.

    Or is this some new medieval punk genre?

  11. David Cowie Says:

    Oh Baen Books, how we love thee.

  12. A.R.Yngve Says:

    But is it perma-bound love?

  13. Dalton H. Says:

    Forgot to mention in original comments that that guy must think arrows don’t catch on fire when shot right into the path of a dragon’s fire.

  14. Herm Says:

    A.R.Y, thank you for quoting the title of “All You Zombies”! I read it years ago and couldn’t remember the name or author, and yaknow, there are some things you just don’t google.

    I guess the dinosaur is an example of Our Dragons Are Different… as well as, obviously, Dinosaurs Are Dragons.

    Extra marks for the B-movie font on the title. And if nobody’s said “don’t you mean Glory Hole, hur hur hur” yet, I won’t be the first. Wait. Damn.

  15. Nigel Says:

    I must dig out my copy (boring paperback, I’m afraid) and read it again, because I’m struggling to remember a dinosaur or a dragon. Oh, and don’t get too excited about the “attractive blonde”. Although she’s the Empress of the Universe or something, she’s about 300 years old.

  16. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Yeah, and cosmic empresses tend to “hit the wall” around their 300th birthday…

  17. Prof. Postrophe Says:

    Have any of you read the story?
    This is actually pretty close to the plot – in which Heinlein dragged a Nam veteran into a mythical adventure, and then showed how and why it could logically happen that way (and the hero has both enough brains and guts to live down his own fantasy..)
    And this a lot better than some of the other Utterly Unrelated cover art I’ve seen for this book. (I had been expecting one of those here…)

  18. A.R.Yngve Says:

    I’m not sure what the best, most accurate Heinlein book cover would look like. In fact, one should trust the cover artist with a great deal of freedom to choose and interpret, in a wide variety of styles. (Alternate covers for different audiences? Sure, why not? Abstract expressionism? Yes please, if it’s done well. Surrealism? Bring it on!)

    That being said…. the first thing a prospective book buyer will see is the cover, and he/she will judge the book by its cover features — including things like layout, color scheme, fonts, blurbs, quotes, attractiveness etc.
    In short: packaging.

  19. Rev Says:

    Old guy with backpack: “BAEN??”

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