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Phil A’s Art Direction: We’d like a bunch of mismatched photo-referenced people all standing around looking bored on some kind of…planet, or something. And one of them has to be the lead singer from Mott The Hoople.
Published 1994

Many thanks to Phil A!

Actually, that cover is a visual feast!I would pick that one up.Neeaaa, I've seen worse.Interesting, but I would still take it on a train.It's somewhere between the awful/good scale.Would not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...I swear, thats my flatmates!Gah... my eyes! They are burning!Good Show Sir.... Good Show! (Average: 5.58 out of 10)
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27 Responses to “The Giant Book of Science Fiction Stories”

  1. Ian Sales Says:

    That’s a Jim Burns piece, originally from the book Planet Story: art by Burns, text by Harry Harrison – who reportedly refuses to admit he wrote it. Given that the heroine is called Styreen Fome, I’m not surprised…

  2. admin Says:

    Good spot Ian!

    Here’s the original art work:

    http://bit.ly/hog5sY

    Apparently it’s done the rounds too! According to a facebook follower, “It was used for Game Workshop’s “Traveler” range of figures back in the late 70′s – early 80′s. I thought it evoked a future ambiance rather well.”

  3. Ian Sales Says:

    I remember it on that Citadel Miniatures 15mm Traveller set. I think I even owned it – but then I lent it to someone to paint the miniatures for me and never got it back.

  4. Seamyst Says:

    Is it just me, or does the perspective seem way off?

  5. THX 1138 Says:

    Yeah, and the image is so busy that it’s hard to concentrate on what it’s supposed to be showing. It’s a headache-inducing cover if you stare at it too long. Or maybe it’s the sci-fi equivalent of a magic eye picture?

  6. Kathleen Says:

    most of the cover is just your average “worst” – 3 different fonts for no reason, mismatched randomness – but those boobs really turn it up to 11. no way I would take read it on the train. good god.

  7. CarrerCrytharis Says:

    Good Lord, we own this. My dad bought it back in the early 90s.

    I didn’t read much of it — one of the stories was about a mutant who used the power of cancer to turn into a bomb? Or something. It was weird.

  8. A.R.Yngve Says:

    The Giant Book of
    CHEAP PUBLISHERS

  9. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @admin – All right, on the back cover, centre, back and just right of the bird in green. I think that’s the only lady wearing something not terrible.

    It looks as if she’s on the bomb disposal squad, doesn’t it? And her partner’s a bit new on the job.

  10. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    I do like how the 1st Pilot’s helmet reads, “1st Pilot.” You know how important it is to clear up any ambiguity.

  11. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “All right, everybody… just one more step, and we’ll get connected to our new broadband service… dammit! Let’s start over…”

  12. Arghstick Says:

    I’ve got a book in my collection with that same image used on the cover:

    http://i.imgur.com/PnVGw.png

  13. NGpm Says:

    I love the font for the “1st Pilot.” It’s just so “newspapery.”

    Also, I wonder what kind of quality pilot she is considering that’s her combat jet thingy blasting by the window. Maybe that’s why they did the crop job for this cover. Maybe crop isn’t the right word.

  14. Phil Says:

    Arghstick, I note your book has a “special introduction by Isaac Asimov”. In which, no doubt, he explains why he’s inside the same cover art for a second time.

  15. Dalton H. Says:

    And now for something completely different!

  16. Mister Skiff Says:

    OK, some erroneous info here, this image wasn’t in Planet Story at all, it was originally from Harry Harrison’s Mechanismo.

  17. Archadvocate Says:

    Heh. I’ve got this book. Because of the way its been cropped I always assumed these guys were trying to repair a crashed spaceship. When you see the whole art it looks more like the sort of half deserted nightclub which appears in soap operas, with the handyman trying to fix the PA. 1st pilot’s holding a sci-fi version of one of those lights in cages used in garages.

  18. Wayne Says:

    Burns at his best! Knock it all you like it.. it’s a masterpiece of sf art. I found the character descriptions a real hoot in the book Mechanismo.

    And the perspective is correct..

  19. Bert Says:

    Is she checking out an iPad?

  20. Simon Says:

    I *think* it was also used in Tour of the Universe by the late and very great Rob Holdstock and Malcolm Edwards, now publisher of the Orion Publishing Group (and my boss). This is based only on recognising the picture and a 30 year old memory so I may be wrong. #Pointless trivia

  21. Simon Says:

    Have just read end of thread. Damn! Mechanismo! That was the one. Had a cool (well I thought so then) pic on the cover of a female robot protecting a huge starship that had clearly been modelled on a F4 Phantom. #Evenmorepointlesstrivia

  22. Lindarama Says:

    I remember this book cover, principally because of 1st Pilot’s giant norks! Now to find the book on my shelves…

  23. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Note the sulking, resentful expression on the male astronaut in the foreground.
    He’s thinking: “Why is everyone ogling HER tight-fitting sexy space-suit… it shoulda been ME in a tight-fitting sexy outfit, then they’d notice me…”

  24. Ian Sales Says:

    Damn. I just checked my copies of Planet Story and Mechanismo, and yes, it’s from the latter. My mistake.

    Simon, I looked in Tour of the Universe, but I couldn’t find it. There are several by Burns in the books, but not this one. Although one is similar – but has much more people in it, and is by a different artist.

  25. JESI Says:

    i cant stop looking at that boob. just the one. the glowing one.

  26. JohnBobMead Says:

    Sounds like the artist made out like a bandit, what, three/four books using the same picture? Can’t beat that for return on investment!

  27. andyl Says:

    Would it be wrong to admit that I actually have a print (only a small one though) of this hanging on my wall (the full painting – not the cropped section used for the book cover)?

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