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Click for full imageMisterBOB’s Art Direction: Its magical, so it glows, right! And have some chick pointing to a unicorn. No boobs! Bums are in.
Published 1989
I’m not so sure thats a chick MisterBOB!
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MisterBOB’s Art Direction: Its magical, so it glows, right! And have some chick pointing to a unicorn. No boobs! Bums are in.
Published 1989
I’m not so sure thats a chick MisterBOB!
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March 8th, 2011 at 9:38 am
Is ‘ELF’ one of those text-message acronyms, like ‘WTF’? Because, you know, I look at this cover and I think to myself … WTF?
March 8th, 2011 at 9:43 am
“No.. bad unicorn.. BAD! Go and play with another virgin.. GO!”
March 8th, 2011 at 10:38 am
Man, David Bowie’s career really hit the skids after Labyrinth, did it?
March 8th, 2011 at 11:06 am
Geez, those pants could just be painted on!
March 8th, 2011 at 11:47 am
A fall sunrise in New England is so beautiful, with the red leaves and the radioactive glowing androgynous fighting royalty and town squares and livestock.
March 8th, 2011 at 12:41 pm
For THX1138, sing along:
Let’s prance!
put on your elvish tights and dance in blue
Let’s prance!
In our fairy get-up, why not add a tutu
Let’s pray
That that unicorn won’t get mad and skewer you
Let’s mince!
Under the moonlight, the fantasy moonlight…
March 8th, 2011 at 12:53 pm
That’s not a chick. It’s a dude. Well, as “dude” as elves can get.
March 8th, 2011 at 1:03 pm
Cry in a corner, left-handed emo elf king. No one likes your spandex pants. Put down the sword and go sell some fingerless gloves on Etsy.
March 8th, 2011 at 1:12 pm
Even the unicorn has a look of disbelief.
March 8th, 2011 at 2:12 pm
I didn’t think she was pointing at the unicorn. I thought that was her “defence”.
Elf: “GET THEE HENCE, UNICORN!”
Unicorn: o.O
March 8th, 2011 at 3:11 pm
Maybe it’s just my screen, but it looks to me like there’s a reddish stain on his/her ass. Maybe he/she just got prodded by the unicorn.
Would a guy wear shoes like that? Even an elf?
March 8th, 2011 at 3:53 pm
The unicorn looked at David Bowie and said, “You remind me of a babe.”
“What babe?” asked Bowie, to which the unicorn responded, “The babe with the power.”
March 8th, 2011 at 3:54 pm
I do believe “It’s magical, so it glows” applies here to the town, and to the unicorn, and to the elf-ass.
March 8th, 2011 at 7:08 pm
S/he is saying, “Unicorn, you’re fired!”
I look forward to reading the sequels:
Elf & Safety
Elf Service
NATIONAL Elf Service
Elf Absorbed
Elf Aggrandisement
In Sickness and in Elf
Elf Abuse
March 9th, 2011 at 3:18 pm
“Sit! SIT!! Damn unicorn, sit or you won’t get a carrot!”
March 10th, 2011 at 9:57 pm
Even Stephen King couldn’t come up with something this crazy to happen in Maine.
March 11th, 2011 at 10:24 am
Think you miss one, Phil.
“Elf Harm”
March 13th, 2011 at 7:31 pm
“A magical new fantasy by [...]“ sounds SLIGHTLY less inept than…
- “A rational new fantasy by”
- “An agnostic new fantasy by”
- “A magical but overripe fantasy by”
- “An unholy new fantasy by”
etc…
March 21st, 2011 at 9:48 pm
What happens if you touch the tip of a unicorn’s horn?
March 22nd, 2011 at 1:55 pm
Here are a couple of more entries for the “Most Dire Elf Related Puns Ever…” Contest, we now seem to be running here…
“Elf Care”
“Elf Esteem”
“Elf Aggrandisement”
“Elf Expression”
“Elf Help Group”
“Elfy Eating” (this one is truly dire, but I couldn’t resist making it…)
March 22nd, 2011 at 3:29 pm
Repetition! I’d already had ELF AGGRANDISEMENT. And I feel compelled to add:
Elf Taught, Elf Starter, and for those who remember the 1966 World Cup: Elf Ramsay.
Thankyou and good night!
March 23rd, 2011 at 8:20 pm
Tsk, Tsk, Tsk, Phil….
I now feel compelled to add these dire puns to the list…
Elf Control
Elf Destruct
Elf & Efficiency
Elf Love
March 24th, 2011 at 3:04 am
@Phil: Wot, no Elf Garnett?
March 24th, 2011 at 10:09 pm
OK, Elf Garnett as well.
And not forgetting the Jack Douglas-inspired ELF IPPITITIMUS.
August 9th, 2011 at 1:31 pm
You know what? Elf you guys.
August 9th, 2011 at 3:42 pm
Elf tastic!
We need to restart our search for Elf related puns and twists!