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Craig Comments: Ultimate because they can’t smell you apparently.
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Dreams of a Rarebit Fiend Dentist
Paraplegic Pictures presents:
THEY SAVED JIMMY CARTER’S TEETH
“Give ush a kish! No tonguesh – not with theshe teesh!”
He call’s that pose, Blue Steel.
Berseker’s catch phrase: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
Nice teeth, anyway.
Artist: Oh shoot, I knew I forgot something!
Holy crap, it’s Angelina Jolie!
If you’re going to botox your top lip, you really need to do the bottom one too — just to keep things in proportion.
You want me to WHAT the ultimate enemy?
Halfway through the image, the artist realized a visual representation of Vogon poetry was the worst idea ever…but by then he couldn’t stop himself.
You will gasp in excitement when a beleaguered humanity discovers the Berserkers’ fatal Achilles heel: Flossing!
The Beserkers also have really bad peripheral vision.
There’s nothing berserkers hate more than a smile machine..
“This just in… a man was taken to hospital today, having been attacked by a mob of angry dentists. He was reportedly trying to sell a pile of remaindered copies of Berserker: The Ultimate Enemy at a dentists’ convention.”
Oh God oh God oh God oh God oh GOD.
Awww, come on, God!!! (Shelley Berman, ca. 1960)
This actually outdoes that German cover of The Warrior’s Apprentice.
This site proves; The Ultimate Enemy of the author is…the ‘art’ director.
What Mrs. Slocombe’s pussy ACTUALLY looks like.
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