Pete Comments: A tale of a terrifying future where brains have replaced hair.
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So now at long last we learn why Devo wear those odd hats…
The Mr Men series took a bold new direction
What is Not-Uncle Sam recruiting me for?
Now I’m no brainologist, but I am pretty sure that he’s going to have to use alot of moistureiser to keep that thing from drying up.
The Not-Men. Or as I call them, “women”.
I hate it when I wake up with brain-hair!
Phil, does that look anything like a woman to you? If it does, I’m glad I don’t live in your world
Not to be confused with the Knot-Men, who have replaced their hair with rope.
“Do YOU want a perm that looks like a brain?”
One step beyong the M.O.T. Men. Futuristic!
Hmm. I seem to have typed ‘beyong’. I’m not even sure what a ‘beyong’ is.
Nix, you have a good point. One of us – not sure which – has committed an error in Aristotelian logic:
This is a Not-Man.
All women are not men.
Therefore this is a woman.
Does not compute! Does not compute! Does not…
What an unique anatomy – brain and posterior in one place
Hey! Eyes are down here!
I’m not only the president of the Brain Club for Not Men, I’m a satisfied customer!
Looks like Rimmer caught Lister’s space mumps.
Early draftes of the cover blurb must have read,
“This is the terrifying story of a grotesques but superior race that threatens to wipe out a mankind with its hair-brainded schemes.”
Looks like Charlie Sheen with head trauma. Wait, he already has that.
“I whip my brain back and forth…”
“Bob, you’ve got something on your forehead…”
How are they gonna wipe out mankind with their squishy parts exposed? Start somewhere where housebricks, beer cans or fire extinguishers are not typically to hand?
See the MST3K movie for how to deal with attempted invasions by exposed-brain types.
Does The Big Brain know we have his long-lost creepy older brother around here?!?
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