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Sep 07

A Spell of Deceit

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There was two in the bed and the little one said, 'Alica remotionem corporis!'Click for full image

MisterBOB’s Art Direction: I think we all know what the author means by spells, wands in children’s hands. Paint the errors involved!
Published 1989

Actually, that cover is a visual feast!I would pick that one up.Neeaaa, I've seen worse.Interesting, but I would still take it on a train.It's somewhere between the awful/good scale.Would not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...I swear, thats my flatmates!Gah... my eyes! They are burning!Good Show Sir.... Good Show! (Average: 7.10 out of 10)
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11 Responses to “A Spell of Deceit”

  1. Adam Roberts Says:
    September 7th, 2011 at 8:59 am

    ‘For real under-arm freshness, use Magic Right GuarrrRRRGH!’

  2. THX 1138 Says:
    September 7th, 2011 at 9:54 am

    “I don’t think ‘ooyah!’ is a magic word!”

  3. SI Says:
    September 7th, 2011 at 10:00 am

    If I ever have my leg removed I am completely going to replace it with a magical light beam!

  4. A.R.Yngve Says:
    September 7th, 2011 at 10:16 am

    And the award for Tortured Grammar goes to:

    “Two sworn enemies caught in a web of magic and deception — between them they must fight to heal a dying world.”

    Questions abound:
    1. “Between them” — WHO? The sworn enemies, or that web of magic and deception?

    2. How exactly is that world dying? Plague, war, recession, spleen, what?

    3. Are the two enemies tiny insects shouting “Help me! Help meee!” with tinny voices?

  5. Tom Noir Says:
    September 7th, 2011 at 11:57 am

    Cover actually got swapped with a scene from Bill & Ted’s Homoerotic Adventure.

    If you remove the Magic Fairy Light that guy is yelling at his mom “Shut the door! We’re playing with Ted’s lute!”

  6. A.R.Yngve Says:
    September 7th, 2011 at 12:03 pm

    “By Munnapor’s mystical moons,
    and the foulest booger of Kleg,
    I summon the powers of removal,
    and ZAP! goes your leg!”

  7. Unk Says:
    September 7th, 2011 at 2:25 pm

    That’s right, play with the ouija board while strumming a guitar and you’ll get zapped right in the armpit.

  8. fred Says:
    September 7th, 2011 at 5:27 pm

    The guy getting zapped, wassup with his neck size? Obscured by glow?

  9. Anti-Sceptic Says:
    September 8th, 2011 at 6:41 pm

    Wow, that’s some strong odor. It melted the guy’s leg right off! The other guy seems to be warding it off by playing frantically on his lute.

  10. jerk of all trades Says:
    September 9th, 2011 at 5:45 am

    OH GOD, CALL EMERGENCY SERVICES, I THINK WE JUST TELEPORTED MY LOWER LEG INTO MY CHEST CAVITY

  11. anon Says:
    October 10th, 2011 at 8:12 pm

    Red: Oh, Lordah! We-AH must-AH save-AH this Wooorld-AH with-AH our aaarm-pittah rayz-AH! Repent!
    Blue: Dude! WTF!? You’re ruining the moment.

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