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My choice of weapons eh? I choose this sword, and this naked women! On guard!Click for full NON-HUMMINGBIRD WHALED image

Corey Comments: A naked woman on fire. Thanks Orson Scott Card.
Published 1979

Actually, that cover is a visual feast!I would pick that one up.Neeaaa, I've seen worse.Interesting, but I would still take it on a train.It's somewhere between the awful/good scale.Would not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...I swear, thats my flatmates!Gah... my eyes! They are burning!Good Show Sir.... Good Show! (Average: 8.80 out of 10)
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16 Responses to “Hot Sleep”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    “Stop struggling, this is my attempt to create a new world! You gotta start somewhere!”

  2. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Introducing HOT SLEEn, the man with the stance that never changes.

    What is that thing in the background? An accident between a meteor and a railway station? Some kind of musical instrument?

  3. Phil Says:

    Well the lady on the left is certainly hot. Ablaze, in fact. The artist must have a low opinion of himself, as our hero is treading on his name. And no TING! Every heroically wielded sword should have a TING!

    If this is what goes on in Worthing, I think I’ll retire to Eastbourne instead.

  4. A.R.Yngve Says:

    I shudder to think what the cover artist would’ve made of ENDER’S GAME…

    Editor: “No! For God’s sake, don’t paint the shower fight!!”

  5. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Artist: “But I thought you wanted nudity…”

  6. SI Says:

    “What can I say… magical fire works great at being pants… doesn’t do bra’s though.”

  7. Tom Noir Says:

    I think this cover was a result of a bet with the artist: “There’s no WAY you can get them to let you put THREE half-naked chicks on the cover!”

  8. Tom Noir Says:

    re: the girl on the left

    Space herpes suck.

  9. Phil Says:

    I’ve just realised it’s not even “The Worthing Chronicles” (plural). That would sound historically important.

    It’s THE WORTHING CHRONICLE. Singular. Like a local newspaper. In West Sussex.

  10. fred Says:

    Is it twins and triplets, twins, twins, and single, twins, single, single, single, triplets, single, single? Singles twice and thrice? Cloning? Multiple generations? Time travel? Flash backs? Flash forwards? Mirrors?

  11. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Whatever you do, do NOT hire this artist for the cover of HAMLET’S FATHER.

  12. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    While the girl in the middle seems to be trying to cop a feel of the guy’s chest, while seeming to struggle, the guy in seems to be doing the same thing with her leg…”Mmm yes, mighty fine thighs you have here missy”.

    The burning girl looks to be somewhat anorexic. I guess she must “burn” a lot of calories :P

  13. Alessandra Kelley Says:

    Hey, I just noticed this is the same artist who painted the much earlier
    http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/10/star-quest/

    Unfortunately all I can think of is:
    “He painted her nude!”
    “Nude?”
    “…
    He got better.”

  14. Alessandra Kelley Says:

    Actually, it looks like the same hero on that earlier book and this one, Hunky McCaptainkirk, only this one is more smoothly painted with better underlying anatomy.

    Nevertheless — Nghh. And I’m not sure I like the monochromatic colors, where his green pants and boots are all green and her pink outfit is all pink, etc.

  15. Robert Carnegie Says:

    Hey, below right, is that Flash Gordon and – um, I guess, that naughty princess who was Ming the Merciless’s daughter? Because Dale Arden WOULD NOT wear that.

  16. Tom Noir Says:

    I can never sleep when it’s hot. This is clearly one of those existentialist novels that explores the narrator’s deeply rooted psychological ennui.

    CLEARLY.

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