Feb 10
Rachel J’s Art Direction: Mark, *nothing* happens in this yawn-fest, so let’s go with the general girl-power-in-space-with-
Published 1993
Rachel J’s Art Direction: Mark, *nothing* happens in this yawn-fest, so let’s go with the general girl-power-in-space-with-
Published 1993
February 10th, 2012 at 10:21 am
The healing crystals slot on The Psychic Channel can’t be far away…
February 10th, 2012 at 11:40 am
For a moment there I thought the, er… thing in the background was a box in which she keeps her crystal specimens. Or perhaps her laundry. Then the perspective shifted and I thought it was some kind of Vogonic spaceship. Now I’m convinced it’s a Total Improbability Device. The dials on the front give it away.
February 10th, 2012 at 12:46 pm
What’s with the rent-to-own bureau in golden oak? And what’s up with her hands?
February 10th, 2012 at 1:29 pm
The way she’s directing her gaze at that, um, object in her hands doesn’t look like boredom to me.
February 10th, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Ah yes, glowing stimulation devices sprouting from the rocks. This must be heaven.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:27 pm
That’s not a Gelfling at all!
February 10th, 2012 at 3:29 pm
In the future, HP will go back to making larger laser printers.
February 10th, 2012 at 5:10 pm
Any chance her name is Crys Talline? And her favorite action movie actor is Cry Stalline? And she only wears the C Rystal line of clothing?
February 10th, 2012 at 6:04 pm
I thought that was a futuristic Aga, complete with satellite uplink. And a small robotic vacuum cleaner headed towards it.
February 10th, 2012 at 6:05 pm
Meh, I like it, right down to the kitsch-y sixties paperback font. It feels like something that would have grabbed my attention on the paperback rack of the library when I was a kid. I guess, per Alessandra, her hands ARE kinda huge
February 10th, 2012 at 7:21 pm
“Tonight on the Antiques Roadshow 3000, we’re going to look at some very interesting space artefacts…”
February 10th, 2012 at 10:14 pm
How did she climb up there?
February 14th, 2012 at 7:38 am
Welcome to Crapstory Farms, where we hand-pick only the best of our crystals are selected for preservation in the giant Frigidaire. Crapstory Farms, where 100% of our crops are certified inorganic!
Come by and visit us, we’re located just off the galactic overpass outside Altair! Space Hippies are always welcome!
March 1st, 2012 at 6:44 pm
Reaction of the crew from the spaceship: “Watch out Steve, you’re going to hit that 100 foot woman admiring her Vibro-5000!”