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Feb 21

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Tom Noir Comments: Honestly, I’m rooting for the rat.
Published 1979

Actually, that cover is a visual feast!I would pick that one up.Neeaaa, I've seen worse.Interesting, but I would still take it on a train.It's somewhere between the awful/good scale.Would not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...I swear, thats my flatmates!Gah... my eyes! They are burning!Good Show Sir.... Good Show! (Average: 7.79 out of 10)
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28 Responses to “The Borribles”

  1. Benny Vigan Madsen Says:

    What an awful title! What is that, a cross between “boring” and “horrible”?

  2. SI Says:

    That rat means business! He’s rolled up his sleeves!

  3. THX 1138 Says:

    Watch out – a rat can break your arm with one beat of its wing! What?

  4. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    In eager anticipation of seeing The Secret of Arrietty, I presume this is a version of ‘The Borrowers’…for horrible people.

  5. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    I’ll assume that the man-child is supposed to look swollen-headed and bubble-eyed. It’s the background that irks me. If that rat is anything less than cat-sized, the window is less than knee-height off the ground. The ceiling wouldn’t reach to a man’s waist. The whole thing is truly…borrible.

  6. Alessandra Kelley Says:

    I had this book. I read this book. I don’t have it any more.

    If I recall aright, the Borribles were sort of like evil hobbits, Peter-Pan runaway kids turned into vicious elfin thugs. The rats spoke in a stupid lisp (I can still remember “those howwible Bowwibles” — actual quote). They’re all unpleasant and they fight. The end.

    Yeah. A classic kids’ fairy-tale.

    The cover is pretty unpleasant. I really don’t want to contemplate that rat’s bottom.

  7. Jaouad Says:

    A classic of socialist children’s fiction, which has seen much better covers. China Miéville cites it as an influence.

  8. Rachel J Says:

    @Jaouad. But is “socialist children’s fiction” actually a genre?

  9. Jaouad Says:

    @Rachel J: Ooh, genre discussion! ;) Maybe it’s a genre which comprises only this book?

  10. A.R.Yngve Says:

    The book also became the musical BORRIBLE SIDE STORY, which bombed.


    When you’re a Rat, you’re a Rat all the way
    To your first piece of cheese to your last mousetrap slay…

  11. Graff Says:

    I seem to remember when the Borribles trilogy was out of print in the early 2000s, old copies like this were changing hands for idiot money on ebay. If that thing on the cover is what I think it is, it’s actually an evil Womble!

  12. fred Says:

    A fantasy cellar without cobwebs? Unthinkable.

  13. Phil Says:

    This is the violent scene they cut from Ratatouille.

  14. drlemaster Says:

    Art Direction: “I want a biggish rat fighting a smallish, vaguely-elfin boy, on a pile of books, in a basement. Think Nutcracker meets West Side Story. Just make sure the perspective is clear, we don’t want one of those covers where you can’t tell what size anything is supposed to be.”

  15. THX 1138 Says:

    It’s nice to see someone give a rat’s ass about this book cover…

  16. Ian Says:

    I think the rat has a nasty weapon. He is going to nail that kid.

  17. Jerk of all Trades Says:

    Unbeknownst to all, Master Splinter led a bouble life as an avid sewer-and-cellar fight club participant, and refused to fight in anything but the absolute nude.

  18. Jerk of all Trades Says:

    Also he had a really big ass for a rat.

  19. Alessandra Kelley Says:

    @Graff: Given that the rats were called “Rumbles,” and with their speech impediment it came out “Wumbles,” I would say you must be right …

    What is a “Womble”?

  20. THX 1138 Says:

    @Alessandra: These are the Wombles:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeBuGrCCqX0

    A British pop culture behemoth in the 1970s which spanned music, TV shows, books, toys, a film and lots of picking up litter. They keep cropping up here and there, so they’ve never really gone away. Their theme tune, once heard, is never forgotten.

  21. Max Williams Says:

    This was one of my favourite books when i was a kid. The bad guys (the rat thing in the picture) are called the Wendles and are a dark take on the Wombles. A great book for 10-14 year olds i’d say.

  22. Smith Says:

    I’m the Daddy now, said the elfin faced nutcase.

  23. Graff Says:

    @Alessandra @THX: I suddenly feel really, really old!

  24. Alessandra Kelley Says:

    @Graff: Oh, don’t! It’s not age, it’s culture. I’m perfectly old enough for the Wombles. It’s just that I’m a Yank, and I had never, ever heard of them before.

    It was much easier to get British books than British TV back in the ’70s. Heck, if my English gran hadn’t given me a kid’s book of monsters-you-can-make, I wouldn’t have known about Daleks until high school.

  25. anon Says:

    That’s a rat? So, that’s a tail? I thought he has some major issues with parasites!

  26. Stevie T Says:

    Yet another book recommended to me by others, but I could never get past the cover art to read. I want to read a book about giant rats beating up on evil elves? Called something that looks like “Horribles” misspelled? Uh…no.

    Judging from the comments here, I made a good choice.

  27. FearofMusic Says:

    Actually it’s a bit like an L. Ron Hibbard novel…the so-called heroes are so obnoxiously unlikeable that you end up REALLY wanting those rats to win. Sorta like Gollum attacking Mrs. Frisby

  28. FearofMusic Says:

    Actually it’s a bit like an L. Ron Hibbard novel…the so-called heroes are so obnoxiously unlikeable that you end up REALLY wanting those rats to win. Sorta like Gollum attacking Mrs. Frisby. Course, as awful as this cover was a sudden ceiling collapse seems the best possible end to the encounter.

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