Well, ya want as many clashing bright green patterns as possible when you’re express laser jumping in an urban landscape. helps scare away the lasers. obviously.
No, no, no, apprentice, I’ve told you before, hold the double-ended light sabre in *front* of you. You’ll cut yourself in half like that Viking we saw the other day.
February 29th, 2012 at 9:45 am
Not so much a book cover, more a gymnastics display.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:04 am
I love this cover. All I can hear in my head is.
“Pow pow pow pow! No I got you! You’re dead!”
February 29th, 2012 at 10:42 am
Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles as a Sid and Marty Krofft live-action TV show from the 1970s?
February 29th, 2012 at 10:53 am
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February 29th, 2012 at 1:41 pm
Well, ya want as many clashing bright green patterns as possible when you’re express laser jumping in an urban landscape. helps scare away the lasers. obviously.
February 29th, 2012 at 4:35 pm
No, no, no, apprentice, I’ve told you before, hold the double-ended light sabre in *front* of you. You’ll cut yourself in half like that Viking we saw the other day.
February 29th, 2012 at 5:47 pm
Parkour + static electricity + silly camouflage + finger fetishism + Buffy demons = WTF?
February 29th, 2012 at 6:23 pm
Is that a large anthropomorphic bug peaking out of his waistband? (See the antennae and eyes?)
February 29th, 2012 at 7:50 pm
Alright everybody, on three: JAZZ HANDS!
February 29th, 2012 at 9:08 pm
There’s so much smoke on this cover, people will spontaneously throw water on it.
February 29th, 2012 at 9:28 pm
The Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtle appears to be fighting elves made of parsnips.
March 1st, 2012 at 6:26 am
Seriously, this cover is so smoky it ought to have a warning label: “MAY CAUSE LUNG CANCER.”
March 1st, 2012 at 5:14 pm
Somehow, shooting blue laserbeams from your pinkies seems a bit… effete.
March 12th, 2012 at 7:35 pm
George Lucas’ monstrous guy with a double-bladed lightsaber was cooler than this guy’s.
March 23rd, 2012 at 5:16 pm
Wherever there’s trouble GI Joe is there…Yoooo Joe!