Mar 14

GK Comments: I hope this wasn’t his first choice.
Published 1977









(Average: 8.87 out of 10) Tagged with: aliens • beard-wielding • Dale Books • font problems • Good Show Sir • Isaac Asimov • Jack Gaughan • L. Sprague De Camp • monsters • planets • space ships • strange animals
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March 14th, 2012 at 11:21 am
Gah! The fonts, they burn! And the diatomaceous seed-pod ship and the horrible heraldic-icon art, and Isaac Asimov’s face gazing out over all. Yow.
(Hey, how come L. Sprague de Camp needed Asimov’s introduction? He was a long-established author by 1977.)
March 14th, 2012 at 12:59 pm
Jhe 2ueen Øf 3amba?
March 14th, 2012 at 2:44 pm
“Yes, hello? Do you have a copy of The Queen of Lamba? Er, Bamba? No, Yamba? Samba? 5amba? On second thoughts, just give me Stranger in a Strange Land and we’ll say no more about it.”
March 14th, 2012 at 2:48 pm
I think Asimov’s choice was not to be on that cover over that horrid font.
March 14th, 2012 at 2:50 pm
Look out space monster! He’s about to burst your giant ball!
March 14th, 2012 at 2:55 pm
I think the little dude with the spear has bigger problems than that six-legged mongoose he’s fending off. First of all, he appears to be in outer space. Second problem, there’s a space-ship about to crash into him.
And third and most important, his mutton-chopped boss has started calling him “The Queen of Samba” behind his back.
March 14th, 2012 at 4:21 pm
Werewolfipede!!!!
March 14th, 2012 at 6:26 pm
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/09/Cosmic_Manhunt.jpg
BEHOLD!!!
She defied the code of space! Awesome in all its queenly awesomeness!
March 14th, 2012 at 9:27 pm
@Fred – The code of space? Is that like the Highway Code? Or the Countryside Code?
March 14th, 2012 at 9:32 pm
For those (like myself) who did not get fred’s comment the first time (or the second, or the third as a matter of fact): if you really close attention to this cover, you might find out that the Zueen of Famba and the Cosmic Manhunt are most probably the same book.
March 14th, 2012 at 9:48 pm
Also check out these toe-tapping, hip-shaking sequels to ASIMOV’S CHOICE: THE QUEEN OF SAMBA
-ASIMOV’S CHOICE: THE KING OF ZUMBA
-ASIMOV’S CHOICE: THE EMPRESS OF SALSA
March 14th, 2012 at 10:19 pm
@fred: Aww, L. Sprague de Camp got some really tragic covers.
March 15th, 2012 at 9:47 am
Asimov’s Choice, like Sophie’s Choice but with far more logic.
March 15th, 2012 at 3:48 pm
Worst pantomime horse ever.
Cracking sideburns on Asimov though.
March 15th, 2012 at 7:14 pm
I think it might have been over at Librarything that I saw someone use the oath “By Asimov’s sideburns.” Makes me chuckle every time.
March 16th, 2012 at 12:00 am
“The Cosmic Manhunt” is printed in really tiny type right above “Camp” on the cover of [The Queen of &Prince;amba]. Isaac Asimov is distracting you from the fact you already bought this book. The cover of [The Cosmic Manhunt], so titled, makes it pretty clear who’s hunting for a man. There’s one here, lady, waving. Possibly a mistake.
I think it’s quite likely that Isaac Asimov preferred the cover of [The Cosmic Manhunt], too, except that we had to go looking for it.
March 17th, 2012 at 8:44 pm
I showed this to my husband and he now insists I write something called “The Tween of Samba” (she was in over her head…the other contestants were all older than her) I’m envisioning a Hunger Games-esque dance contest…
April 9th, 2012 at 9:32 pm
Gnoph-keh! That beast is a gnoph-keh! I say, what a surprise, that a book by L.Sprague de Camp should have a Mythos reference…
June 21st, 2012 at 11:48 pm
“I hope this wasn’t his first choice.”
You mean there was a worse suggestion?
July 20th, 2012 at 11:21 am
I literally had to click for the big version and read the plain-font title off the spine to work out what it actually said…
(For the record, the &Prince; symbol is actually a “Z”)
October 8th, 2012 at 12:27 am
At first glance, no joke, I thought the title was “The Queer of Samba”. That is a really, REALLY Bad font.
@hestia: Adding a Hunger Games-esque twist to any of the current dance contest shows could only improve them. Markedly.