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MisterBob Comments: One for the ladies?
Tagged with: Avonova Books • bladed weapons • Donato Giancola • hunk • magic • mist • muscles • Sharon Green • strange creatures
Is shadow whispering better than having your wind shouting? Is that what’s happening here?
Wind whispers. Shadow shouts. Reader retches.
I can’t tell. Is the title a complete sentence or a list?
The gentleman’s front is strangely lumpy.
Is the man Death? Or is it the cat? Maybe it’s the cat that’s Death. The bloke’s Courage.
And if there’s any meeting to be done, it’ll have to be Death the Cat taking initiative. Courage the Hairy-Fore-armed seems to be looking off into the cloud bank.
I think it’s rather progressive. You don’t usually see someone with a clubbed limb portrayed as a sex symbol.
Shadow Dancing just plays over and over in my head when I look at this.
Either he is riding an invisible something and the sparky stuff around his right elbow are the ends of magical reins clenched in his right hand or…EWWWWW
Perhaps the title is a quote from a Maxwell Grant book ?
Women love Fabio. Men want to be Fabio. Mutant black cats worship Fabio.
(Can’t believe I got the first Fabio joke.)
I’ll take two wind whispers, and four of those shadow shouts. While I’m at it, have you got any fork ‘andles?
Proof that the old publishing adage “You can’t fail with cats on the cover” is WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!!!
Yes, nothing like fart covers.
We need Sarah from Smart Bitches, Trashy Books to weigh in on this one. She’s great at coming up with fart jokes for this sort of thing – http://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/
Plenty of pecs, but lacking in the ass department. It really should be “Wind Whispers, Short Shorts”.
CONAN THE PRANCE-ARIAN
CONAN THE SHIRT-DESTROYER!
OK, let’s squeeze in another Fabio joke…
“Introducing I Can’t Believe It’s Not Real Muscle Tissue!“
With tits that big, this person may be a lady.
I don’t think he’s seriously a lady, but I do think this one is:
“I only need my 501 jeans and nothing else….oh, and my sword.”
Admin, I DEMAND a space sheep on this cover at once to shield my eyes from –
What? The hell that’s a man! Whaddaya mean it’s time for my nap???
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