Apr 12
Click for full imageDurbin Comments: This is actually a pretty decent book. It’s the story of a golden sorceress dragon and a male cellist who battle an evil dragon in the Sierra Nevada mountains. There are no skateboards, blonde girls, rainbow dragons, Valley girl fashions, or palm trees. There is, however, a passing mention of cats.
Published 1990
(Average: 8.84 out of 10)
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April 12th, 2012 at 9:53 am
Is that supposed to be a cat?
April 12th, 2012 at 10:03 am
It’s the crossdressing alligator-creature from Clash of Star Kings!
April 12th, 2012 at 10:22 am
“Woah, it’s so difficult to stay on a skateboard – imagine if it was actually moving!”
April 12th, 2012 at 11:35 am
Wow.. just wow… my eyes are kinda bleeding with this one!
“Where we’re going… we don’t need perspective!”
April 12th, 2012 at 1:15 pm
Lizard-boy looks waaaaay too happy to be grabbing her thigh and staring at her pink-short-clad butt. If they run into daddy he better watch out!
April 12th, 2012 at 1:18 pm
Just noticed that the author’s name is ‘Thorarinn Gunnarsson’. Danish? Can just imagine the look on his face when he saw this cover.
“Vat?! Vat ees dis???”
April 12th, 2012 at 1:38 pm
Cover art swiped from the little-known 80s movie THE VALLEY GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO.
April 12th, 2012 at 1:39 pm
Suddenly I pictured a much darker version of the cover: MAKE WAY FOR DAGON!
;-P
April 12th, 2012 at 3:43 pm
Make Way for Darklings
April 12th, 2012 at 5:33 pm
@ Yngve: I laughed hard enough to induce a coughing fit. Lovecraft is a personal favorite and thinking of the “vast and polyphemus” Dagon riding on a skateboard … too funny!
April 12th, 2012 at 5:57 pm
Tom, Thorarinn Gunnarsson claimed to be Icelandic but was lying about this and much of his bio, according to Wikipedia.
April 12th, 2012 at 6:23 pm
This looks like a poster for an unmade Spielberg produced John Hughes summer blockbuster.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:17 pm
Huh. Now that I look the writer up, I find an interesting confessional from the man himself on why the whole fictional persona came about. It’s here at the Wayback Machine.
April 13th, 2012 at 2:09 am
@Durbin: make way for Dynaprin?
I want to give the author a hug.
April 13th, 2012 at 4:04 am
Rowena is usually a whole lot better than this. This cover looks phoned in. It looks like it was meant for a whole different book, or was just something lying around the artist had been playing with. If it weren’t for the girl (well-painted and in Rowena’s distinctive style), I wouldn’t have thought it her artwork.
I wonder if it’s like Rubens’ paintings, like she did the figure and someone else put in the rest of it.
April 13th, 2012 at 4:10 am
That Neon Vomit dragon is a perv.
April 15th, 2012 at 7:21 pm
@ 7: “Cover art swiped from the little-known 80s movie THE VALLEY GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO.”
You win.
Read the whole post on Wayback Machine and honestly, it made this morning’s time on the internet much less of a waste than it usually is. I don’t know why.