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Apr 16

Quick dear, lets go. Sean Connery is trying to steal my man thong for Zardos!Click for full image

Colette’s Art Direction: I want an attractive couple on another planet who wear ribbons instead of actual clothing. But I guess we need something that will make it seem horrible AND sexy, so can you add a long trail of golden ectoplasm to the woman’s lower body? It should imply “you have radiant womb” and not “you should immediately see a doctor about that.”
Published 1973

Actually, that cover is a visual feast!I would pick that one up.Neeaaa, I've seen worse.Interesting, but I would still take it on a train.It's somewhere between the awful/good scale.Would not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...I swear, thats my flatmates!Gah... my eyes! They are burning!Good Show Sir.... Good Show! (Average: 7.50 out of 10)
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18 Responses to “Mythmaster”

  1. SI Says:

    Is he wearing stockings! Oh la la monsieur.

  2. Jaouad Says:

    They should have done something about his tanlines, though.

  3. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    After reading the back cover blurb, I feel heights of “I could be doing something better with my time” I haven’t felt in months.

  4. A.R.Yngve Says:

    The cover that gave 10,000 sci-fans a neck ache!

  5. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “The stealer of lives is driven to a flight from death.”
    I guess you have to be stoned to grok that.

  6. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “The stealer of lives is driven to a flight from death.”
    OR:
    “Death takes a holiday.”
    OR:
    “The Grim Reaper takes a taxi from himself.”
    OR:
    “I have no idea what I’m talking about.”

  7. Alessandra Kelley Says:

    Welcome to the planet where Rocky Horror Show actors are preserved in amber.

  8. Alessandra Kelley Says:

    Or possibly her name is “Honey.”

  9. Ian Says:

    Hey look a luna eclipse…

  10. Smith Says:

    I’m reminded of Sean Connery in Zardoz.

    And frankly, that’s a thought I could do without.

  11. THX 1138 Says:

    “You’ve ruined my kinky boots, madam!”

  12. Vic Says:

    “Hold your hand or fall off the cliff? Hold your hand or fall off the cliff? Decisions, decisions.”

  13. Tom Noir Says:

    Is this the year that wearing straps finally becomes ‘in’? I’d better start hitting the gym…

  14. Dave Van Domelen Says:

    When comically oversized silk panels attack!

  15. fred Says:

    @Smith. I agree with the Zardoz thing. Except Charlotte Rampling thoughts are always welcome.

  16. Phil Says:

    A new tag: “moust”. What does it mean, and is this truly the first “moust” cover we have seen here?

  17. Alessandra Kelley Says:

    @Phil: It’s got the “most Proust” references? (“Ah, Madeleine, we meet again…”)

  18. John T Says:

    “Darling, will you make me the happiest fetishist in Hell…?”

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