Like I need another thing to worry about. What with, postal carriers all being cyborg government spy drones. Then there’s the issue with my neighbor’s dog — he’s been saying some pretty messed up stuff lately. And the squirrels… actually I’m afraid to even say what I think they might be up to.
Hah, witches with the power to make men do whateeever they want.
I know Leiber most likely meant it as a frightening prospect, but damn it, man, I grew up on the internet, and I can’t read the back of this book without remembering some of the more amusingly inept stories I’ve been forwarded over the years.
Of course, Lieber’s story would have far better grammar and punctuation than any unintentionally-hilarious fetish wank you’d run across online. There is that.