Aug 29
Click for full imageBookWench’s Art Direction: Okay, so this just looks like two nipple-less people standing there exposing their inner wrists. How do we make it more “Faith of the Fallen”-y? Uhm, how about chucking a craftsman in there, admiring his nipple-less handiwork?
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August 29th, 2012 at 10:38 am
Terry Goodkind, the only author to have a Venn Diagram as the second letter of his surname.
August 29th, 2012 at 10:50 am
Unfortunately the classic marble of Praxiteles usually known as “Yer Looking at Mi Bird, Knob?” has been lost for centuries.
August 29th, 2012 at 11:59 am
A rare example of 21st-century Nazi sculpture.
August 29th, 2012 at 1:03 pm
“No, its not a skirt, its a sarong, actually!”
Nice prong, too.
August 29th, 2012 at 2:51 pm
Terry Goodkind’s classic HATPIN OF THE GODS!
August 29th, 2012 at 4:26 pm
There be nipple here.
August 29th, 2012 at 10:56 pm
That statue’s actually described in rapturous detail in the book itself! See it here: http://www.journalfen.net/users/white_serpent/13545.html
August 29th, 2012 at 11:17 pm
“You can call me… Michelangelo! Not *the* Michelangelo, obviously… a Michelangelo…”
August 30th, 2012 at 1:08 am
Thanks to Lilah for that rhapsodic description. ‘The man’s body displayed a proud masculinity. ‘. Obviously, they couldn’t depict that on a book-cover.
August 30th, 2012 at 2:50 am
Maybe they couldn’t directly show his proud masculinity, but he is holding a fairly impressive rod. That can’t be unintentional.
August 30th, 2012 at 4:07 am
Tablecloths are all the rage for the fall fashion season.
August 30th, 2012 at 4:39 am
Yes, these crappy, derivative statues that are intended to represent the soul of humanity itself are sculpted in the form of persons of white northern European extraction. This is due to the many personal failings that the people who brought us this book painstakingly included in its creation.
August 30th, 2012 at 10:07 am
@ Lilah and Tat Wood – come on, admit it- “The man’s body displayed a proud masculinity” isn’t from this book, it’s from 50 Shades of Grey, isn’t it?
August 30th, 2012 at 5:03 pm
Coulda been worse. Coulda been the statue of the woman displaying proud masculinity.
August 30th, 2012 at 5:40 pm
The way he holds that staff, I suspect the man’s proud masculinity would be reflected quite clearly in it’s er… knob, if it weren’t for the Ting.
August 31st, 2012 at 12:19 am
In that context, his right fist and her left one look more than usually interesting
September 4th, 2012 at 5:41 pm
I call this masterpiece “For the love of masturbation”! Notice the hands, how they are perfectly shaped for physical stimulation…
September 9th, 2012 at 9:36 pm
What a terrible book, too. It’s the one that made me abandon the series.