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Click for full imageNanoalchemist Comments: The first 49 shades of grey apparently involved space furries. And giant furry based robots. And a bubble helmet, so you know it’s in space.
Published 2010
Published 2010
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September 24th, 2012 at 10:35 am
“Just wind the key and its eyes light up – trust me, it’s top entertainment!”
2010? There’s bad timing…
September 24th, 2012 at 10:46 am
I read the authors name as Insane Norman which made this a much more appealing read.
September 24th, 2012 at 11:20 am
I think Kusac is a pawn in the games of the gods. No, wait a minute; I’ve changed my mind. Kusac is the long-awaited Avatar of change.
Final answer?
Final answer.
September 24th, 2012 at 12:34 pm
“Are you the Avatar of Change?”
“Yes, I am the long-awaited one!”
“Terrific. Could you break this twenty?”
September 24th, 2012 at 2:50 pm
I’m peeved by the cut-off text at the bottom of the image. A SHOL… what? A SHOCKING BAD NOVEL?
September 24th, 2012 at 3:55 pm
A curly tail must make putting on a spacesuit a real bitch.
September 24th, 2012 at 4:10 pm
Does the giant catbot thingy have a single laser equipped nipple? I realise it’s in the wrong place for a feline but if you have a nipple that can shoot lasers I imagine you can keep it where you damn well please.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:09 pm
Clearer image here: http://tinyurl.com/brxjoh3
…revealing the missing text to be “A Sholan Alliance novel”… of course!
September 25th, 2012 at 9:01 am
So is this, like, the Furry sci-fi version of FIFTY SHADES OF GREY? (Oy vey! Cue the NSFW jokes…)
September 25th, 2012 at 9:20 am
I’ve just got the power rangers song in my head now. Not that I have ever watched such a thing… *coughs*
September 25th, 2012 at 11:25 am
The blonde is getting a pep-talk from a futuristic warrior who is the ultimate evolution of urban foxes. She seems remarkably unconcerned about the red energy-beam either hitting or exuding from her bum. Maybe she just sat on the remote and accidentally set Mecha-Kitten-Kong on a killing-spree. I’m also worried about what comes out of the hatch in its chest. A whole batallion of foxes in combat armour, perhaps. Or maybe the two having the conversation on a window-cleaning scaffold are about to go inside and give the Quorn Hunt the fright of their lives.
September 25th, 2012 at 4:54 pm
Remember those MAD Magazine articles where you take a piece of news boilerplate and just change some words and names to make it funnier?
The same system would work on that pointless cover blurb too:
“Is (1) a (2) in the (3) of (4) – or the long-awaited (5) of (6) ?”
In the numbered slots, use any of these alternatives:
(1)
- Kusac
- Melvin
- Barack Obama
- Homer Simpson
- Neo
- Grignr the Barbarian
(2)
- Pawn
- Dork
- Tool
- Tax inspector
- Plumber
(3)
- Games
- Pool parlors
- Steamy baths
- Waiting hall
- Paper Rock Scissors tournament
(4)
- The Gods
- The neighbors
- The Man
- The Who
- The little old lady who sells flowers
(5)
- Avatar
- Waiter
- Pizza
- Cable guy
- Laxative
(6)
- Change
- Krypton
- Petaluma
- Mind-blowing wisdom
- Cosmic flatulence
September 27th, 2012 at 2:45 pm
Thunder Cats hoooooooo!
October 28th, 2012 at 12:28 pm
Oh this is the first 49 shades of grey. I’ve read several books in the series and there’s a lot of male cat-guy on human and reptilian women.
Kusac likes his blowjobs with teeth too.
October 29th, 2012 at 9:21 pm
Is Kusac the mopey blonde or the commando fox?
April 19th, 2013 at 8:14 am
Really good post. I’ve got a question. As a web site owner, just how long did it take for your website to be profitable? Likewise exactly what do you enjoy most about blogging?
April 19th, 2013 at 9:01 am
Why thank you Carthryn.
Well it took at least two weeks before the website became profitable but that’s mainly because I started to steal peoples lunch money around work. So I’m not sure if that really counts as the website.
The thing I enjoy most about blogging is giving people opinions. People love the opinions. Went to see Oblivion the other night… it’s basically every single sci-fi novel since 1963, but with lots of what looks like Microsoft Surface. It looked pretty… I guess… but if you enjoy something with a lot of plot holes, I’d recommend it to everyone.
Thanks for asking.