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Frank Comments: This is actually not so terrible a cover.  But given that you’ve got two other covers up for this title, I thought you might enjoy this one.
Published 1985

You might remember The Door into Fire from here and here

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of artI would touch it without protective glovesI have seen worse. Far, far worseInteresting, but I would still read it in publicMiddling: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lamé picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show, Sir.... Good Show! (Average: 6.47 out of 10)

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16 Responses to “The Door into Fire”

  1. A.R.Yngve Says:

    The jokes practically write themselves, eh?

    1. “Ow – ow – ow – ow…”

    2. Inspired by Arthur Brown’s “Fire Poem” from the immortal LP “The Crazy World of Arthur Brown”…

    3. But it’s not all bad for him — the pain of burning feet is drowned out by the pain of looking up at the title font…

    4. Ironically, “Expands the limits of the swords” is the subject line of spam sent out to male Fantasy fans worldwide…

  2. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Does Publisher’s Weekly actually print reviews written like this:
    “Expands the limits of the swords and sorcery genre.”
    — with that precise punctuation?

    “Novel titled THE DOOR INTO FIRE reviewed. Tells story about man on quest to save world. Expands the limits of the swords and sorcery genre. Exciting, magical, intelligent.”


  3. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Quick, run into a lake!”

  4. Bob Says:

    I am Diane, u are Duane.

  5. L.B. Says:

    One hot-foot is bad enough – imagine having four. Can you see them riding through a forest?

  6. Tom Noir Says:

    Alternate Title: “I Have No Mouth But I Must Burn My Horse”

  7. Tom Noir Says:

    “Bad news, gentlemen. We spent the rest of the year’s art budget on the custom font for this title.”

  8. THX 1138 Says:

    Is the hero French? Dejeuner on the go…

  9. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    Can anyone guess who I am?


  10. Yoss Says:

    His pose looks strange, but to be fair, I never know what to do with my hands when I’m riding a flaming horse either.

  11. Tat Wood Says:

    Neddy’s not on fire, he’s the first VTOL horse and he’s just launching.

  12. MisterBOB Says:

    I’m guessing the horse is named Fire ?

  13. Jaouad Says:

    Invisible reins?

  14. fred Says:

    Not one “Blazing Saddles” mention so far. Tsk tsk tsk

  15. Tom Noir Says:

    I’ve never read this book, but based on my examination of the three different covers on this site it involves a lot of swords, flaming horses and nudity, and possibly C.S. Lewis.

  16. Phil Says:

    Quick, let’s put out these unwanted hoof flames by riding through a frame of BLUE fire.

    The artist is just winging it. If s/he were really trying, that horse would be a centaur. Or a pegasus.

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