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Jaouad’s Art Direction: Vampires? Look, I don’t care what it’s about, just give me a lingerie model, I want boobs. Oh, and a sword.
Tagged with: bladed weapons • cleavage • damsel • hunk • L A Banks • St Martin's Press • swords • vampire • vampires • Vince Natale
“It’s OK, nobody will be looking at her feet.”
The wicked L.A. banks. They were responsible for the credit crunch I believe, along with their counterparts in N.Y.
Green. She isn’t green. Why isn’t she green? Oh…….the “The”.
Coming soon from The Wicked L.A. Banks:
Bloodsuckers Deliver a Foreclosure
Bloodsuckers Demand Another Bailout
Bloodsuckers Under Siege
Bloodsuckers Move South
Misty banks, too, by the look of the fellow trapped outside at back right.
Title given to the artist: “The Naughty”.
Some people have the strangest ideas regarding foreplay.
Why are vampires always associated with S&M? I mean, I get the need to drink blood and all, but aren’t there any good-valued vampires out there, who just drink blood but still find the time to watch a little Family Feud?
I’m confused. Is the vampire huntress of the legend a vampire who is a huntress, or a huntress who hunts vampires?
If the former, that outfit won’t look half as good with a meshback hat and an orange jacket.
Teal and orange.
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