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Oct 31

Wait.. who gave you underwear? Let me get those off you and my experiment will be complete!Click for full UNSHEEPED image

Glenn Comments: An alpha male, a naked lady, a cautious beta male, and a 1950ies era high tech explosion. It’s a time capsule. A horrible time capsule.
Published 1958

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of artI would touch it without protective glovesI have seen worse. Far, far worseInteresting, but I would still read it in publicMiddling: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lamé picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show, Sir.... Good Show! (Average: 6.39 out of 10)
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16 Responses to “The Forever Machine”

  1. Tom Noir Says:

    Dr. Spencer’s “Shower of the Future” was not a huge success.

  2. L.B. Says:

    Dude looks like he’s got a headache. We could call it the Hangover Machine instead. ‘Where am I? Who’s this woman? What did I do last night?’

  3. fred Says:

    The Abs Machine

  4. Yoss Says:

    “Don’t be alarmed, disorientation is perfectly normal after nipple and bellybutton removal.”

  5. Adam Roberts Says:

    ‘… let me just fit this toupée properly in place and I’m ready to go.’

  6. Jaouad Says:

    “Are you sure this is the way our ancestors used to procreate? I feel a bit lightheaded.”

  7. THX 1138 Says:

    “OK, which one of you bastards has my left kidney?”

  8. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    I keep looking for Mike and the ‘Bots in the foreground…

  9. Tim Says:

    Damn, I forgot to put away my blow-up doll before I passed out

  10. Tat Wood Says:

    More tiny people, this time under the bonnet of a 1962 Ford Anglia to which someone has added a show-offy air-filter. They’re sat around on top of the battery.

  11. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “A forensic examination proved that the three unidentified persons had been electrocuted by the numerous live wires which were scattered around the room. The Chief of Police says that to prevent such accidents, the public must be taught to treat electricity with respect.”

  12. Frank Says:

    The new Skybox at ancient Forbes Field can be dizzying when first entered…

  13. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    Why is the image even sheeped? You can hardly see anything!

  14. Tom Noir Says:

    Yes, that strategically placed elbow is doing most of the heavy lifting here.

  15. Robert Carnegie Says:

    Good heavens, is this really the notorious [They'd Rather Be Right]!

    Unusual to change the title to disguise the fact that you’ve won a Hugo award for this work…

  16. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    ‘Ha ha ha, Groo, I’ve already stolen Prince Philip’s nose!’

    ‘…did I err?’

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