If spacetrain A leaves the dock at 8am and spacetrain B leaves the dock at 9pm, at what time is spacetrain B going to throw an energy projection of an alien who looks like he ate too much Taco Bell at spacetrain A’s face?
The first edition cover is marvelous. This one? Not so. When EVERY element of your cover needs the epithet ‘space’, such as ‘space man face train’ or ‘space lightning cat’, your cover is a Good Show, Sir.
The brand-new introduction by the author starts like this:
I swear to God I had nothing, NOTHING to do with this cover. Editors never listen to the wishes of authors when it comes to book covers. I can only explain the cover as some kind of fantastic conspiracy…
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away…………..a glowing green teenager alien is bullied by his alien peers, watch as he suffers the most terrible of pranks, the dreaded butt/groin simultaneous headbutt!!!
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