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Tom Noir Comments: The dame walked into my office wearing nothing but a pair of high heels and a V2 rocket. The expression on her face said she was about to go ballistic.
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Wouldn’t she be better off with a handbag? Don’t warsp wrong, warsp rite.
She and her device are highly polished professionals.
Is there really no tag available for ‘phallic spaceship’?
And Jefferson P. Swycaffer? Wasn’t that a Groucho Marx character?
The Dreams Of Margaret Thatcher
And may I add: BOOM!
Swycaffer is no stranger to quality design. See his website, complete with cross-section-through-a-hard-boiled-egg background graphic:
Engineer: Look all I am saying… these design choices…
Designer: BOOBS AND AFRO!
Engineer: But it’s a robot why does it need those things?
Engineer: Oh…OHHHHH… oh….ewwww…
This one was a special request by David Cowie. I hope you’re happy sir, now that you’ve made me degrade myself by submitting this vile filth!
Next time the artist hears the word “chrome” he’s going to collapse in a heap on the floor, whimpering pitifully.
The Silver Surfer ended years of endless torment at the hands of his butch sister by remotely detonating her board.
‘DAMMIT, I SAID I WANTED A PLATINUM BOMBSHELL IN HEELS!’
‘Well, that’s what you’ve got.’
Actually the artist deserves points for not having her straddle the Chrome Nuclear Meagatonnic Dildo of Mass Destruction. The way she is standing, with it tossed up on a shoulder…
“Man? Who needs a puny man when you’ve got one of these.”
Truth to tell, I think they cribbed this cover from the centerfold of Miss October in Playbot magazine.
Unless it’s quite nose-heavy, it looks a bit unbalanced there…
So this is what happens when Art actually mirrors Life — the Art in this case being either heavy lifting or lingerie design.
@ Tom Noir #7: my work here is done.
And another thing: does anyone else thank that there’s something questionable about the woman (or near equivalent) having a visible mouth but no visible eyes?
This makes me realize that a Metal Men movie might be a very good thing indeed.
Is she wearing spurs? I think she is. To goad the H-Bomb steed to ever-higher velocities? Aside from the spurs, though, I – I – think she’s *nekkid*!
@David Cowie: Noticed the strange lack of eyes as well. But then suffered temporary blindness from chrome overload.
Lack of eyes, yes, that’s probably why her reflection in the Dildo of Mass Destruction reminds me disconcertingly of Giger’s Alien.
“I have no eyes but I must gleam!”
Or more accurately – “I have no eyes but I must burn out the retinas of everyone who looks at me!”
“A screaming comes across MY EYES.” — Gravity’s Bimbo
“I only make love with giant robots. And I insist they wear one of these.”
Fart? Me? Nooo, it was my rocket. I swear!
A GIANT ROCKET
This is a great example of why, when buying a fem-bot, you should always go for the factory installed rocket launcher.
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