“Windbreaker,” first name “Silentbutdeadly,” right? A Welsh name, I think, in keeping with the sword and sorcery crap (as it were).
“Oh Stemwinder, Morthred has turned all the elven motrocks into fleas! We must wait through the 100-year cycle of Wilmott the Knish-god so that the crystal flowers can be eaten in their time and transform us into molten energy balls with which to storm the Castle keep.”
I don’t think they use random generators just for names in this genre; I think they use it for plots too.
Holding a stabby sword like it’s a slicey sword? ‘Farewell and adieu to you fair pants less lady, farewell and adieu to lady sans pants, for you will fight someone who knows what he’s doing, and never more will we see you again.’
@Stevie T. Yes, it looks like we’ll all have to go to our graves not knowing what “dunmagic” and “sylvtalent” mean, or what a “Menod Patriach Aware Stragglerman” is. Or whether the latter is substantially different from, say, an Aware Stragglerman Patriach Menod, or a Patriarch Straggler Menod Awareman.
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