That’s an awfully long title, “STURGEON IS ALIVE AND WELL … THEODORE STURGEON author of The Cosmic Rape.” Not surprising that they had to keep making the typeface smaller and smaller in order to fit it all on the cover, or that there was no room left over for the writer’s name. Anyone have an idea what the writer’s name is?
The classic phantasmagoria of… wait, what? Are his followers flowers? Or does he just happen to be a human grow light? Is this the sequel to ‘Hemingway is Dead and Rotting’? This is of course no doubt the 1978 winner of TUBOMFAFANAF. Pity I missed it. Or perhaps not.
@Tom Noir: whoever this is, it ain’t the author. In which case, writing in the middle of a field full of dandelions while dressed as the Best Man at a wedding in 1972 with a luminous David Janssen mask is just eccentric. And what’s with his hands?
Me: “Doc, something’s wring with my Sturgeon!”
Veterinarian: “No, your Sturgeon is Alive and Well.”
Me: “Its glowing.”
Vet: “That’s the glow of good health.”
Me: “I didn’t think that was literal.”
Vet: “Well, according to my manual a Sturgeon should be glowing between 1500 and 20,000 lumens….if you caught it downstream of the nuclear plant.”
@A-S: no, it’s just like that Operation game. Instead of his nose lighting when you touch the sides, Sturgeon’s head lights when he types the wrong letter. Also, it’s easier to see the typos with direct light.
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