The Big Brain thwarted Satan’s plot by filing an anti-trust lawsuit against the General Necromics company forcing it to divest itself of its Beelzebub Business which it then spun off and sold to Rupert Murdoch who renamed it the Fox News Corp.
The Big Brain then stabbed himself to death in frustration. End of series.
No, no. Have Brain, Will Travel (is his name Paladin?) is no conservative. He’s obviously a member of the Green Party. And an ecologist to boot. Oh, and he knows your thoughts before you can act, so if you put that plastic in the trash to save yourself a trip to the curb, he’ll stab you in the head.
Satan wants your soul. But until then reuse, recycle, and compost. The Dark Lord commands it. I
” ‘His computer brain probed other mens’ minds—and knew their thoughts before they acted.’ If only I had had access to this book, I would not have had to spend my whole life pondering the mind-brain problem. Cogito ergo sum cerebrum magna.”
Why is old Belz trying to kill that zombie lady, who by the look of her green skin has been dead for quite some time already?
I am still in awe of the mindboggling cheapness of this cover. It’s a bit hard to see here, but in this version, you can see they actually copied the brainy head of the larger picture, including the tip of Belz’ dagger, and pasted it underneath the title.
If he’s serious about stabbing, he needs a knife with a guard between the handle and the blade. With that design his stabbing hand is going to slide down and get cut. I guess even Big Brains sometimes have to learn things the hard way.