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Feb 25

Well look at that... it's awkward uncle o'clock!Click for full image

Tom Noir Comments: Oh, I wouldn’t be so sure about THAT.
Published 1990

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of artI would touch it without protective glovesI have seen worse. Far, far worseInteresting, but I would still read it in publicMiddling: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lamé picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show, Sir.... Good Show! (Average: 6.92 out of 10)
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17 Responses to “You’re All Alone”

  1. Adam Roberts Says:

    If you think that fob watch is big, wait until you see how large is the waistcoat pocket in which she keeps it!

  2. space_merchants Says:

    RT @GoodShowSir: New Book Cover: You’re All Alone http://t.co/tEjTaKUEAc

  3. THX 1138 Says:

    Close the window, calm the light. And it will be all right. No need to bother now. Although I’m not so sure about your timepiece. Actually, I am bothered now, this isn’t all right at all, open the window!

  4. rev Says:

    Whats Flavor Flav doing with that white girl?

  5. A.R.Yngve Says:

    YOU’RE LATE FOR WORK

  6. Bibliomancer Says:

    Shoulders are so hard to draw.

  7. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    YOU’RE ALL ALONE. BECAUSE HE SAW THE HUGE BLACK CAT BEHIND YOU ABOUT TO BE CLEAVED IN TWO BY THE PENDULUM. AND HE NOTICED THAT YOU’RE WEARING NAUGHT BUT A SLIGHTLY ANTHROPOMORPHIC CLOCK FACE. AND HE GOT SCARED. AND HE SLAMMED THE DOOR TO YOUR APARTMENT AND HE RAN AWAY. AND NOW YOU’RE GOING TO EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH AND WATCH DOWNTON ABBEY CLIPS ON YOUTUBE.

  8. fearofmusic Says:

    ‘You’re all alone’ was the last (incorrect) thought she had before the jaguar popped her skull like a grape with its powerful jaws.

  9. Kwyjor Says:

    When the big hand is on the buff dude and the little hand is on the accountant, it’s time to feed the kitty.

  10. Jeff Vader Says:

    Well, I’ve heard about sharp elbows… But sharp enough to slice through metal?

  11. B. Chiclitz Says:

    The cat has human eyes and the girl has cat eyes. That’s either deep or stupid.

  12. A.R.Yngve Says:

    B. Chiclitz: It’s kinda both. And that’s the thing about so many SF covers…

  13. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @A.R.Yngve . . .and why I am addicted to this site, despite the toll it takes on my “normal” life.
    ;-)

  14. Jaouad Says:

    What’s ABBA doing on that clock face?

  15. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Everybody now, ja? To the tune of “Waterloo”:

    All alone!
    You’re paranoid, and you’re all alone!
    All alone!
    They’re coming to get you, you’re all alone
    Pa-dam, pa-dam, pa-dam
    All alone!
    The clock is ticking, it’s too late!

    All alone!
    You’re about to be panther bait
    Wa-wa wa-wa
    All alone!
    You’re about to be panther bait
    Wa-wa wa-wa
    All alone!
    You’re a goner, it’s not too great…

  16. Tat Wood Says:

    This is a still from the version of Chaplin’s ‘Modern Times’ made for export to the Planet of the Cat-People.

  17. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    YOU’RE ALL TERRIBLY AWKWARD.

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